14 Sep 2013 20:04:17
I see Charlie Austin scored for QPR today. I doubt whether Hull saying he had a knee problem was that true. I wouldn't like to go to the hull doctor for a medical. He/she would probably give me a month to live what with my love for beer and deep fried mars bars and all.
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Mr A Mchoist
Celtic Banter Archive September 14 2013
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14 Sep 2013 19:00:15
Well chrisbhoy, what about stokesy today? Thank funk trappatoni is gone maybe now hopefully, stokesy back in the republic fold.
Great to beat sevco's big cousins today, uped the gears when we had to, We have to get brown a baton as the bhoy orchestrates, he really is turning into our own roy keane(1 miss-pass and won it straight back, also kept his cool with that rat bast. Roberston) pukki, gary who?
Why was stokes booked? An effing joke, ., .kbarry
All things in pospective mate we had a penalty that wasn't and got pegged back. Controling games against $hite and comming threw in the end is one thing but going up against the cream of europes glitteraty with this squad is a different thing all together let's hope lenny has got them drilled for the task ahead because hearts inverness and the rest of them are arrelivent we need our bhoys to stand up against the best to be the best that's what counts I have faith they can so that means there's only one show in town because ten in a row is in the bag
HH Thommyj
ps sorry lads but beer has been taken so no afence intended
K barry, tony booked against utd for the same "finger shush" motion - absolute joke.
thommyj - ure points are relevant and in the spfl we need to finish sides off when we have 70% possession in first half.
CL will take care of its self
stevo dundee
Perhaps it wasn, t a penalty, but didn't hearts get one in the cup semi final for the same offence, plus collum owed us one, maybe more, so I will take it.jimbhoy
Hey chrisbhoy, take it your out on the town tonight? As your usually a pretty quick replier mate, anyway what about stokesy today? Good to see trappat ah f**k it, ., .kbarry
Kbarry, what goes on in your head mate? You seem to have taken offence at my comment about Stokes playing/not playing for his country.
For the first and last time, I have never doubted his ability but like many (including Trappatoni) I have had questions over his attitude. He was great yesterday. He has been great on a number of occasions but then he goes and ruins it off the field. And sometimes on the feld he can't really be bothered. When he's on form he is top class. How much more do you want me to write in oreder to get it into your thick head that I am not criticising his talent?
And definitely for the last time, he needs to stay below the radar and stop bringing trouble into his life. If he does that then he will play every game for his country.
Now wind your neck in!
Hail Hail
ChrisBhoy
Chrisbhoy what's it to do with you about his attitude? You like me are a knowbody, you constantly talk utter drivel about stokes, youd think were talking about joey barton, the bhoy can't choose his family and I think that's were your problem lays, you are only one little fan of celtic so christinebhoy why are you getting all agro for by calling me thick? Is it because your behind your computer in the safety of your own home/rock? You little cretin, ., .kbarry
Kbarry, you really are a total tw*t. You're right he can't choose his family but he can choose how he behaves.
I called you thick because your regular stupid comments make it clear to everyone that's exactly what you are.
Now run along little boy!
Hail Hail
ChrisBhoy
He maybe can't choose his family, but he can choose which memorial party's he attends. As much as he is playing well, he should have been showed the door from Celtic that day.
You goaded Chrisbhoy into comments, he said you had a thick head, didn't call you thick. Was the little cretin really comment needed?
Whats the comment regarding being behind his computer in the safety of his home? Looks like bullying to me mate. This is the last time i'm going to comment on one of your posts as all we have in common is Celtic.
joeshmo1888 {Ed007's Note - I got your other post Joe and will look into it, cheers.}
Joeshmo1888, iam hartbroken you'll never reply to my posts again, it was you who kept me going aswell, if someone says "get it into your thick head" I believe they are stating that someone is thick(name calling) and then finishes with wind your neck in, pretty cheeky don't you think. As for what he attends nothing to do with anyone, and being sacked! Why he isn't breaking any rules. I ain't no bully but would he say that to anyone standing in any pub, and if so it would probs cause an argument or maybe even more. As for my goading its banter, your boyfriend doesn't seem to like stokes and I wonder why, not good enough off the park reasons, because lbs for lbs, mins for mins he's our best striker for several years now, ., .kbarry
Chrisbhoy you continue with your name calling(from the comfort of own?)why?
Honestly imagine yourself standing in a pub your having a footballing debate with your own, and you turn round and called someone thick(same as thick head=thick) and told them to wind there neck in, all I was doing was having banter in saying what about stokes today, and he really has made a good start to the season,, now iam a "total tw*t" my friend that isn't good talk, and in public would probs cause offence. So maybe less of the female body parts comments please, ., .kbarry
Kbarry, I have said regularly that Stokes is a good player. Many times. I have nothing against him. I actually like him as a player when he puts his mind to it.
Your original post implied that Trappatoni was the reason Stokes doesn't get picked for Ireland, my answer said that it was Stokes behaviour and attitude that meant he didn't get picked. But that wasn't enough for you, was it? You had to keep going and going and using aggressive language.
Do us all a favour and drop this subject. The hole you've been digging is big enough so you can put the spade down now.
Hail Hail
ChrisBhoy
Ok mate understand we are all celtic. But don't you understand(and iam not being cheeky or being aggresive in any way)that at the end of the day there is only one man who has final say on the starting 11. As for using aggresive language, iam sorry and could you point out my aggresive language, so I can change my ways, serious could you point it out, maybe I was a little(cant remember though) after you had called me thick dude. Ps my spades down, ., .kbarry
Ps also sorry for the cretin jibes maybe iam a little thick headed chris, ., .kbarry
Hey joesmoo can I ask you a wee question or are you still in a cream puff with me?, ., .kbarry
Kbarry, okey dokey, BFF's forever mate. lol
Hail Hail
ChrisBhoy
Chris ill buy you a shandy, ., .kbarry
Aye. yir a f*d! I would rather listen to ma wife! lol.
Joeshmo1888
@Joesmo88 I wouldn't she's murder mate isn't she? be honest and I believe you to be the wee f*d here, ., .kbarry
Ps thought you weren't going to reply, you liar
Hey joseph schmoseph are you heading to milan(cos iam in 45 mins) you could maybe ask the wife mate as one of our lot cannot make it he's a sick as a parrot,, honestly get your spending money and youll get free flights and accomodation and we can bury the hatchet, ., .kbarry(hittin the catwalks)
14 Sep 2013 17:47:25
thers only wan timu pukki
he hates the hertz coodnae gie a fukki
he looks quite nice
unlike pubic lice
walkin in a pukki wunderland
whit dae ye think boays
mite need awetweak here and ther
pp fae the p
Theres only one teemu pukki
his face has no plookies
blond hair cause he's finn
and w, ere glad he's a tim
walking in a pukki wonderland:)
~ ~ ~
bennybhoy
Theres only one teemu pukki decent player he does lookie
he scores wi the heid
could be the poacher we need.
walking in a pukki wonderland:)
sorry Ed> I just can't stop.
Teemooo. Teeemooo
Teeemoooo Teeeemooo
Walking in a Pukki wonderland.
If you want to win, employ a Finn.
Paradise Andy
14 Sep 2013 15:50:08
Thought Stokes was outstanding today and can't be dropped on that form for Milan. Also, big Virgil looks immense and wins every ball in the air and well as being classy on the ball and he seems to be making the whole defence play better. Dare I say that Ambrose looked great as well and Izzy was looking like his old self. All in all, a very good performance before Milan. How are we all feeling for Wednesday?. martyc1888
I agree except for izzy. He wasn't tested today we will see how Milan play him.
Where is hail hail christinebhoy? Better not let him hear you praising stokes or hell end up signing of with telling you to wind yer kneck in and calling people think from the comfort of his cave, so brave, ., .kbarry
14 Sep 2013 15:45:46
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-24086184
However, there's still an elephant in the room. Sevco5088 bought the assets from duff and phelps not sevco Scotland. D&P have confirmed this.
TRIFC maintains sevco5088 is a subsidiary of it. Craig Whyte maintains he owns sevco5088 and therefore the assets.
Green moved the assets from sevco5088 to sevco Scotland and Whytes solicitors have a 300 page document. rumoured the names on the deeds of MP and Ibroken is sevco5088 or sevco Scotland.
Despite assurances Whyte was not involved in the new green consortium business, Whyte was proven to be thoroughly involved by his own admissions and the SFA has done nothing.
Where is the English company sevco fifty eighty eight accounts?
It makes me puke when the Scottish mainstream media deliberately get it wrong wrt sevco.
Sevco Scotland did not BUY any assets from anyone. The assets were switched by Green to sevco Scotland from sevco5088.
Sevco5088 was the £5.5m purchasing company of the liquidation asset sale.
What did blin find out to walk away? Nae, run away!
Where's the mysterious £18m owed Octopus parent of Ticketus?
Is there really a lawsuit against CW? Where? Which court?
Or is that a red herring and CW was just a front man for?
Did SDM, LLOYDS, Ticketus and CW know CW was going into admin?
But all got the shock when HMRC said no to CVA.
Where's Alastair Johnston's police investigation going?
Where's the BDO liquidation going?
Where's the HMRC EBT appeal going?
14 Sep 2013 15:44:21
I see that we have the big New Years day Derby this year to look forward to.
14 Sep 2013 15:20:39
Any ideas why exactly stokes got booked? Just seen you tube video of the goal and can't see any reason except the celtic strip he's wearing!
Did you not get the SFA memo? William Of Collum was just obeying orders.
Him and Ian Black probably had a bet on Stokesy being booked as well.
JJ
Folks should digitally record every Celtic booking and get it on YouTube.
14 Sep 2013 15:10:32
Next game AC Milan.
AC Milan play Torino tonight on btsport1 7.45pm should anybody be interested in looking at their strengths and weaknesses.
14 Sep 2013 14:33:16
Great away result and definite all positives.
Both Dutch players showing their pedigree and a debut goal for Pukki, priceless!
Anthony Stokes, man of the match
14 Sep 2013 11:52:22
i really hope watt going out on loan isn't the start of the end for his celtic career, I can just see him getting pushed further and further down the pecking order until he's forced out
Watt needs to learn his game and drop the wide boy attitude. By jan I'm sure we will see whether he is playing every week and scoring he's only 19 plenty of time to force his way into celtic thoughts. But only if he stops premaddona attitude
14 Sep 2013 10:45:19
Not going to game today, too many bad experiences from Hearts fans to risk taking the girls, we will cheer on bhoys on tv.
Just wanted to also say about the gambling debate. I see Gordon Taylor of English PFA has admitted running up gambling debts of £100,000 yet says "he has no gambling problem" sorry pal but if you owe bookies £100grand you DO HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM.
To cap it all he ADVISES players not to gamble!
As most on here know I like a wee flutter now and then, but I only bet with money I can afford to lose. If I have no extra money one week, I DO NOT bet simples.
Timalloy