Celtic Banter Archive November 14 2013

 

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14 Nov 2013 22:21:32
Due to the Xmas period coming up it has just been announced that the Sevco AGM has been moved to the Hydro to satisfy the high demands for tickets from panto fans . The Krankies will be playing the Easdales . Jim Mcoll will play the rich Prince Charming and Humpty Dumpty will play the part of Mcoist . When Buttons Brown appears and asks " where's the deeds " all the audience shout at the one time " they're behind you " . DH

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Good work DH.

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Sir David Murray is Snow White and his old board the seven dwarfs.

Charles Green is rumplestiltskin spinning Govan straw into gold lol.

Surely Easdales are the brothers Grim?

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McColl the fairy godmother with the magic wand making wishes come true. (Without any his own money).

McCoist Cinderella, poor cinders no money to spend or pre season. With Mathers his Prince Charming.

Jabba as the pumpkin Hately and DJ as the white mice.

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Paul Murray pauper prince

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15 Nov 2013 11:04:28
@DH nice one, their scenario reminds me of a programme when I was a kid, Ally Bawbag (baba) and the Forty thieves, open cespit (sesame). Poor I know but I could'nt resist., I'm sure you guys can do a lot better, cheers

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Ian Durant and mccoist as the double ended panto donkey. Couldn't ask the players to turn up as the dwarves because they'd all come as dopey.
ParadiseAndy

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14 Nov 2013 20:42:54
Today a notice to withdraw the Dissolution Order of Sevco 5088 has been posted with Companies House, along with other notices showing Greens termination as a director and also Sevco 5088's Annual Return.
These seem to be signed by Aidan Earley and show him and Craig Whyte as the only directors.
RIFC claim Sevco 5088 is a subsidiary but Whyte/Earley obviously don't agree.If they take action then the ownership of the Oldco assets could be thrown into question, and they're the only assets RIFC own that are worth anything.

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D&P and Green both stated sevco5088 bought "the assets". It was reported in all media after the failure of Green's CVA and liquidation. The mounting evidence that Early and Whyte own sevco5088 is irresistible.

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Whyte literally brought Green to the D&P table. Sevco5088 was clearly Whyte's instrument, only fronted by Green.

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With Whyte and Early being the sole directors filing returns for sevco5088, at companies House, will Regan and the SFA now with immediate effect remove the membership of this new club playing at Ibrox?
This evidence is irrefutable.

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14 Nov 2013 18:56:15
Tony Watt up to his old tricks again. What on earth needs to happen for this lad to see that his behaviour is total p*sh (apart from growing up, which he needs to do a lot of). He needs to realise that he's letting his current team down, he's letting Celtic down, he's letting his family down but most of all he's making a complete feckin arse of himself.
If he wasn't as talented as he is then nobody would bat an eyelid but he has so much potential and he can't seem to get a grip of his arrogance. His bust up with Danny McGrain was clearly not a one-off and he is sadly slipping down the path of no return. It looks like he's going to be one of those players who is referred to as having loads of ability with nothing between his ears. Shame on you Tony, you could have been an idol at Paradise.

Hail Hail
ChrisBhoy

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I never heard the McGrain story, heads up please mate.I find it ridiculous to face up to a proper Celtic legend about anything.Danny McGrain is the benchmark of everything a Celtic legend should be.

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From what l heard he told Danny he couldn't teach him anything during a training session. or something along those lines.

Hail Hail
ChrisBhoy

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14 Nov 2013 21:02:11
sadly to these kids (making it) or not is irrelevant as the ludicrious amounts of dosh they get paid will have them set for life. if celtic kick him someone else will come along wi a few quid. bhoywonder

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@ ChrisBhoy: Cheers mate. That alone should see him out the door for me.

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If the stories are true from Belgium, I can't see any way back for Tony. Being disrespectful at your own club is unacceptable, being disrespectful while out on loan is unforgivable. Is it the case that Celtic don't have the correct psychological support for young players? Or is it just the case that Tony is up his own arse after a couple of good games and a goal against Barca? Positive mentality is more important than physical wellbeing, and healthy mind promotes healthy body.
Such a shame that this kid will be tarred as a troublemaker and probably spend his career shifting between mediocre clubs. The problem with some people is they have never experienced real life, scratching a living to pay bills, and working long hours to barely get by.Hearing stories of overpaid whining prima-donnas actually makes my blood boil!

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15 Nov 2013 11:14:47
so true rab, I heard the boy thought he was the dogs danglers after the barca goal, out at pubs and clubs giving it the do you know who I am speech, not listening to his coaching staff etc. can't see a way back for him tbh . bhoywonder

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14 Nov 2013 18:37:56
So Gordon Dalziel thinks that the Easdales have made a shrewd move by making directorial appointments just before the AGM. This will be the Easdales that bought/are in the process of buying Greens shares? At the moment the only thing that is certain is that they have just added two executive salaries, with the usual executive perks, to an already staggeringly high wage bill.Are these guys in on contracts? If the AGM goes in favour of Paul Murray, a guy who seems to be big on talk but low on cash, They will be pumped down the marble staircase with their new brown brogues not touching any of it.This will of course mean another huge pay off if they are contracted.

Guidi responded by claiming Murray has a board of proper, fiscally experienced professionals ready to step in. Step into what? Police investigations, possibly losing their licence to play and the spectre of Agent Whyte looming large over the dust bowl and sell in a hurry park.If you are a professional business man, unless you are independently wealthy, would you leave an executive position to be associated with this mess? These kind of people earn around six figure salaries, have they the cash to lure the people they need?

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The McColl/ Murray squad apparently have 0.71% of shares. They claim that they (1) have immediate funds to invest and (2) represent a much larger group of shareholders. They say they want openness and transparency but, having won at court to unveil blue pitch and margarita holdings will not force the issue!
Deady bears need to know (1) how much money will they invest and where does it come from and (2) which other shareholders do they represent? And their %.

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@1: Quite agree.The two questions you point out are the key.Where the investment scenario puzzles me is who, in their right mind, would invest in the clumpany right now?

From the latest figures released they were losing around £1m per month.How on earth that that be turned around in the division they are currently ploughing? And remember Whytey is lurking around. Might this be the reason McColl/Murray are slow to open the Blue Pitch and Margarita Holdings investors details?

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Imagine if the board said there you go, blue pitch and margarita are Craigy boy. Bomber almost told you so lol.
Would McColl and P Murray be the guys to grass it up publicly? Even though they promised fans? First non delivery of promises from these guys and they aren't even on the board yet.

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The shameful thing is the DR trying to rubbish Green's signature with the newspapers own nameless writing "expert"
Why does a newspaper get experts to create its own news to suit its own agenda rather than independently report news?
Do they foolishly think a legal issue over a signature would be decided by them? And the prime minister is calling for an honest press and reporting in Sri Lanka! What about what Scots get dished up?

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14 Nov 2013 15:51:36
Has anyone been on the Sevco page lately it is a dirge. You used to be able to go over there on wee "fishing trips" and have a laugh, after all that is what Banter is all about. I seldom post anything there now and any post with any hint of humour is never posted.
So that is why our own ED007 does such a good job. On this Celtic site we can be serious, informative, ask questions, console each other, be daft (usually me) laugh at the zombies and allow them on to make a fool of themselves.
It is when you visit other sites you realise that a good editor makes a site worth visiting.
Timalloy
PS ED007, did I write it the way you told me, so PLEASE can you give me back my negatives lol {Ed007's Note - Thanks a lot Tim, it's nice to be appreciated mate.}

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Jeeze what a love in! Fair play Bond some of the funniest posts are when you go off on one. Excellent work mate.

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Sevco page is so censured he's stopped posting most stuff from deady bears.

I suppose he's bearing up. I think 007 may have locked up shop and emigrated on liquidation of us. A little integrity goes a long way to admitting it was the end of the club. {Ed007's Note - I'm not leaving this $hithole until after the Independence vote, then I will decide. I hear Dubai has it's advantages........

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14 Nov 2013 13:16:05
we pat here aff tae see ma scanner fur the haw maw sekshun fur the lumpectomie divo wish me luk 2nd visit tae fingurs crossed pals, because is ma auld ma used tae say pat your baws your full ae screamin weans son so populate the planit
ps its in sunny govan tae the bstds, here thul no take ma baws aff withoot wan mighty scrap {Ed007's Note - Good luck wee man, I'm sure everything will be fine.}

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Castrated in Govan. Hellish nightmare.
God bless yir haw maws.

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14 Nov 2013 14:27:02
Hey wee man hope all goes well with your hospital appointment and tests.
Get well soon and get back to posting your views on life on here, your humour is missed.
Don't worry about passing through Govan, there are buses that go straight into the Southern General now, so no need to mix with the Zombies.
lol Timalloy

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Pat, I am looking for a pair of electric paddles.Let me know if you can 'liberate' a set. Good luck mate.

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14 Nov 2013 13:00:21
Ed, with Tony Watt now all but finished in Belguim due to his attitude what do you and everyone else think is the future for this Bhoy.

He has bags of talent, this can't be denied but is he just had too much praise too young and needs a serious attitude adjustment?

I have sung his praises more than once and was sure he was the next big thing, like many others.

Lets hope IF he does come back Neil Lennon can put an arm round his shoulder and sort the attitude issues he seems to have out. {Ed007's Note - It will take a massive turnaround from the player to rekindle his CFC career. Sadly I expect him to be moved on and his career will be noted as 'wasted', although I do hope I am wrong about it.}

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If he's blown Belgium, thus as a Celtic player, has embarrassed the club, then it has to be off to sevco I'm afraid. Hopefully not to do a Kenny Miller.

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This boy should have a look at his life.The talent was there but never worked anywhere near hard enough on his game. I sadly have to agree with ED, I suspect he might be finished with us and head on a downward spiral. The only hope for him is that it is still in his own hands

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Sevco would be too harsh. Send him to Morton to play his games with novo. Two birds with one stone.

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Nobody in the EPL, nor Barca nor Real Madrid nor Inter nor Bayern Munich appear to be chasing him. But ssssshhhhh it might crush his ego.

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14 Nov 2013 12:05:41
Not a rumour, but sad news. Former SFA referee Jim McCluskey passed away this morning. As a family friend, I knew him well. Thoughts go out to Mrs. McCluskey, Julie and Scott

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Very sad news although i'm sure a lot of Celtic fans will remember his disallowed goals v them and the fact he was given the SFA ritual of a Rangers game as his last game to referee.
2 things that were synonymous with referees around that time.

joeshmo1888

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Best to say nothing.

JJ

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14 Nov 2013 00:23:11
Cheers Ed007, father muldoon brought back the parishoners that father oates scared away, father oates was my parish priest in easterhourse, we thought we escaped his torteous sermons only to discover he moved here too, one too many dissagreements with him I'm afraid, thanks again for the reply, normal drivel will resume in due time Gnight. {Ed007's Note - I was petrified of Fr. Oates. I remember he dragged me out the confessional by the ear and gave me dogs abuse in front of people, I was about 9/10 at the time. Years later my mate stole his Merc :) His family were minted over in Ireland, owned plenty of land, even a helicopter. He was just an old-fashioned priest that ruled with fear.}

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14 Nov 2013 00:39:17
Ed007, Wallowing in my own self pity, I should've offered you my condolonces on the loss of your dad, how rude of me. {Ed007's Note - Don't be silly, it is nearly three years ago now but thanks anyway.}

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God this bring's back memorie's, Fr Oat's was the first priest I heard swearing, I went to tell him that pupils from St Ambrose in Coatbridge were bouncing on his sport's car ( he also had his own plane), when hearing about his car he shouted I'll kick their feckin arse's.
Tambhoy

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