Celtic Banter Archive June 14 2011

14 Jun 2011 23:09:00
ed theres a thing on the main page about craig whyte and somthing about stoping a paper from printing an article do u no anything about this i thought papers had the righ to publish anything unless prevented by law {Ed007's Note - The article in the Daily Record has been removed from their website. Supposedly Keith Jackson has been barred from Ibrox and from Murray park. The story is exactly the "lies" I put on the CFC news pages last week}

Kl kl cheers ed

14 Jun 2011 21:44:34
to the person who says Lior Rafaelov was the top goalscorer in Israel.He was actually the player of the year in Israel.

14 Jun 2011 21:12:55
tony there must be feck all worth talking about over at castle greyskull so u decide to come onto our site. never mind taking ur face for a shi*e,

I take it Celtic play at snake mountain then?

14 Jun 2011 20:44:57
hey Ed think ive wound enough ppl up yet

Tonydom {Ed007's Note - Never lol}

14 Jun 2011 20:37:29
hey Ed i agree wee fergus done you lot proud but the headlines were very much like ours and we fergus proved them all wrong so why wont you muppets give the great whyte shark a chance and see what he does lets be honest Ed the guys reported to be worth 700 Million so he cant be daft the daftys on this page total worth around £7 and as for the manky ones that say i want to be a jungle jim well how hard would that be Ed i just have to drink enough turps to turn my brains to s**t pull on a Celtic top give up my job and go sign on. hardly a challenge

Tonydom

Dont worry durex, you tick all the boxes yourself, youve got it down to a t, mind cr smith stopped sponsoring your mob years ago, give it a wash mate, the lassies doon at the broo complained about you, 7 quids a days wage for you.

14 Jun 2011 20:04:17
14 Jun 2011 19:43:14
14 Jun 2011 18:19:18
i was picking up ma wee brother fae training (he plays u12 selick) and i saw barry ferguson coming oot with a bloke with a suit on. i dunno whits happenin but he looked very pleased. {Ed007's Note - Probably in sorting out his father in laws season tickets as per!}
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WE HAVE FINISHED TRAINING UNTIL JULY 1ST AND THAT IS ALL AGES INCLUDING FIRST TEAM ONLY ONES PLAYING AND TRAINING IS WOMENS AND GIRLS {Ed007's Note -Do I know you? I won't say anything}
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PROBABLY DO IF NOT HOPEFULLY SOON {Ed007's Note -Good luck, and keep in touch}

Ed you got me here who is this who speaks of training sessions? {Ed007's Note - No chance!! :-) Look what happened to Alison from the ticket office on the Rangers page? Their own fans reported the lady}

14 Jun 2011 19:29:53
Paul Robinson in £2.8m move to tic: source todays Daily mail (national not scottish) & talk sport website!! {Ed007's Note - I heard that but I seriously hope not}

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The goalie or the defender?

If it's the goalie I'd be pretty pleased, still a good stopper and worth a punt.
If it's the defender I'd be pure greetin'. He's mince and well past his best (if he ever had one)!!!

HH
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14 Jun 2011 18:47:25
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Tonydom {Ed007's Note - Better than having a con man owning the club LOL or does he??? Got that other message mate, no worries}

just had a look at the archive papers on that wee muppet fergus Mcann take over of you lot in 1992 yes thats 1992 guys the last time most of you lot actualy worked and the headline are very much like the scare mongering thats going on with the scottish champions ie us and the wee muppet done right by you lot

Tonydom {Ed007's Note -Fergus put his own money in and had a very successful share issue. David Murray tried that and had to pay for it himself because Rangers fans never invested in their own club}

I'm thinking tonydom is so obsessed with us that deep down he wants to join the celtic family.

Hey condom, u should be more worried about your own slimy owner, the billionaire, sorry multi millionaire, sh*t meant millionaire, my mistake meant venture capatalist...how much is he worth now?much is he worth after hes sold all your seats?
johnny bag

Chris Whyte is no Fergus McCann!!! At least the bunnet had money of his own and was at least a multi millionaire! Fergus done right by us, but i wonder if the same will be said of Chrissy boy when all is said and done! Has he even got 1 million in the bank? I doubt it, but when he is done with his asset stripping i bet he, like Fergus will be a multi millionare!

Really poor tonydum i mean to resort to name calling etc because your toiling with facts or truth - give it up back to your own page? yeah.

14 Jun 2011 17:22:38
Paul Robinson in £2.8m move to tic: source todays Daily mail (national not scottish) & talk sport website!! {Ed007's Note - I heard that but I seriously hope not}

Ed- Have you been following the EPL the last 12 months? Paul Robinson is in the form of his life. Anyway there's no way he'll move to us for that price.

Richybhoy {Ed007's Note -He is a great shot stopper Richy, it's his concentration that is dodgy I reckon. CFC and Rangers GKs only really have a few decent saves per game against "lesser" teams. That is what I noticed with him. And then going into Europe with him hopefully, we could be under the cosh quite alot. When he was younger I expected him to be the England keeper but he never really progressed IMO. Maybe compare him to David Marshall???}

You manky lot dont have the cash to buy Tony Robinson from the time team never mind paul robinson

Tonydom {Ed007's Note - He might have a cunning plan though!}

14 Jun 2011 17:00:46
celtic look set to except a bid from valenica for kayal with it being 9 million plus a striker lenny has said he has a new midfielder in mind to replace kayal for 3 million so here s waiten to see
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9 million? lay of the meth pal. he's proved nothing in europe. agreed he played well for MOST of the season but is never worth 9 million

Kayal will be a one season wonder sell the money grabber

Typical reply from a *** why dont you stay on your own sites instead of being obsessed with what were doing
GBNL

14 Jun 2011 10:25:59
Celtic are entering the hunt for Neil Danns of Crystal Palace.

aye were going tae get him ya plum. he wants champions league fitba and the only place where he'll get that up here is at rangers. in fact check sky and the papers. ed what do you think cheers

14 Jun 2011 15:22:15
just had a look at the bookies and it seems every player linked with celtic odds are getting longer even Shay Given is now Fav to join villa looks like you will have to sign unknowns wouldnt bother too much about that after all who had heard of Emilio or Kayal


Tonydom

14 Jun 2011 15:08:35
after looking at this rumour page for weeks and hearing the usual suspects i.e. Given, Keane and Bellemy, they are not going to happen unless we off load a good few players, but at that its still a long shoot.

In other matters our 2 to 3 big signing are not going to be in excess of maybe 1 or 2 million so not getting my hopes up at all until these signing seen on the park, lenny has disappointed at all with his signing so will wait and see.

With regards to Kayal and Izzy leaving, Izzy wont be able to complete a medical if he tried and is still going to be over at gold cup for further 2 weeks and when he gets back will still be injured and not able to complete medical so highly doubt he will leave, and Kayals new contract will be done and dusted hopefully with a clause to buy out and a large amount, he happy to stay at right money so instead of paying players wages for loans get him sorted n Izzy on big wage contracts, in my opinion make them top earners as they deserve it

Hail Hail

14 Jun 2011 12:01:26
Oh well then danns wont be coming to scotland then. Could sign for a latvian team and get as much champs league football as he would up here. A hope your lookin forward To your qualifier scumbags cause your only goin to hear that theme tune once at ipox. Before you all say got to be in it to win it. Lets be realistic we will both be embarrassed. Although you lot more than us

You do not even know who we have drawn yet.Rangers know that no games are to be taking lightly.And that there is no mugs left in Europe.But still went as far as any English team in the europa league last year.And punched above there weight in the champions league, against Valencia and Man United.Who play in two of the best leagues in the world.You just bitter cos you never did as well.What ever happened to the team for the league and Europe?We got told that is what Celtic had.And they could retout players.Word up the players have to be good CEPTIC.The ginger ape has a lot of work to do next season, when you lose half your team to England.With Celtic being in debt and everything.

Well thats one more than you will aint it!!!! Good luck qualifying for Europa your going to need it!!!!! Fingers crossed you dodge the big guns from Macedonia and Iceland!

Billyboy1!!!!! {Ed007's Note - Kerry Katonas Iceland?}

Would u like a tissue u sound like your going to cry u little drama queen. if rangers are embarrased at least it will be in the CHAMPIONS league and not the losers cup {Ed007's Note - The losers cup???? Manchester?}

You were not saying thatin 2008 u forget we have been more succsesful in europe than you weve beatin the likes of man u , ac millan , liverpool, juventus u coud not even beat that team with the funny name weve been in two european cup finals a uefa cup final and em didnt we win it 67 gb the lisbon lions up the celts in lenny we trust

It is the diddy cup but still worth winning

14 Jun 2011 00:55:15
I heard 2 fat women talking in asda and they reckon celtic are on the verge of signing kyle lafferty in a shock 1 mil move from rangers.

Kyle Lavatory aint worth £1 hes s**te

Sure mate, check out your own pages...der droolling at the thought of ugly betty from villa going back to the asbestos arena, but now theyre hearing whytes skint, bless em.

Is this Kyle league winning hat rick lafferty we, re talking about going to play with the unwashed.idon, t think the guy would go to any second rate mob after playing for the gers. Airdrie bear

Is that lafferty the sriker who has more SPL medals than any other celtic player at parkhead?? i wonder who the one laffin is ?!

Kyle laughatme is a joke biggest cheat that is around. Why are rangers fans talking last season if I was them I'd keep my head down after been in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons. The whole world knows what yaz are like now and it's not for your football.

WHAT ABOUT LENNON, THOMMO, MJALLBY THINK THEY HAVE MORE MEDALS THAN MR BEAN LAUGHFERTY

Laugh at me has had more success in football than ANY current celtic footballer ...... care to explain that one bhoys?

No its kyle ' ive never scored against Celtic and never will ' Laffatme

Shaun Maloney has more medals than Kyle the donkey laughatme you a**ehole.

13 Jun 2011 23:12:32
would like a straight swap Brown for Nolan not sure on wages but a goal scoring replacement sorted. Looks like Robbie K linking up with former boss Jol at Fulham, City keeper and striker a no go and Westwood looks to be favouring Sunderland as he'll be number 1 start of season as Gordon out injured. As for the tube who said about Nathan Tyson you should have looked as he signed for rivals Derby hours before your post!

Westwood looks to be favouring Sunderland.I would say so since he signed for them days ago.

NOT SIGNED WITH SUNDERLAND YET CAN'T DO SO UNTIL 1ST JULY {Ed007's Note - Domestic transfers between can happen at anytime, it's the international window that opens 1st of July, but the actual info is always "cloudy"}

Yeah don't you feel like a p***k trying to correct me when your wrong hes still not a Sunderland player..Yet! {Ed007's Note - I never said he was, I was only saying there was nothing stopping them from signing a) Because he was on a Bosman and b) domestic transfers can happen just now}

Moron u can sign for sunderland coz the domestic transfer window has opened the reason henderson signed for liverpool r u that thick

13 Jun 2011 22:45:38
Would love a straight swap for Brown for Nolan not sure on wages but replacement found right away. Hear Keane maybe hooking up with former boss Jol at Fulham, Given is a no-go, And Westwood looking likely to be going to Sunderland as he'll be 1st choice start of season as Gordon out injured. Also to the wally who said about Nathan Tyson hes already gone to Derby. And Tonydom you got 400k for Miller you'll be lucky to get 1m for Davis!

Nolan twice the player broony will ever be, {Ed007's Note - Aye Bernie Nolan...........Shhhaaaawwwinggg! I'm in the mood for dancing!}}

13 Jun 2011 22:10:19
why is everyone saying we are buying 4 or 5 players lennon said we are buying quality not quantity common bhoys lets get in the real world

Were getting 2 or 3 quality players and replacing any regulars that get sold