Celtic Banter Archive December 14 2011

 

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14 Dec 2011 20:07:46
This isn't football related Ed but you will lyao.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tI9gCHw2xE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

FF81 {Ed007's Note - Ha ha, that is funny :-)

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This is classic ff81
CB67

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Here's another one lol.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTM0L9aMenU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

FF81 {Ed007's Note - OUCH!!!}

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No way that's real

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14 Dec 2011 19:59:43
Mrs E saw your post earlier about new sectarian laws, as we are decent fans we support any law that stamps out sectarianism, but what I am worried about is it seems like a way to lump us together with the shame's fans. We have already seen senior policemen target the Green Brigade, and then Celtic by reporting us to UEFA. My question to police is this, are they targeting the rangers blue order for their chants? Are the senior police at Ipox reporting their fans sectarian singing. All we want is fairness, all we will get is us being tagged more closely with the shame's fans and to try and destroy our Celtic fans good name. Timalloy

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I'm all for it as well Tim but 5 yrs in prison when other sc*m are walking the streets ? I think the SNP wanted to be seen as doing something and were 'allowed' this.

I know what your saying about the Police..that's twice they've reported Celtic and no other team. Don't believe it for one second & I don't just mean Rangers - Mrs E

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NS is a big Rangers fan...Not that I want to stir the S*** or anything...:)

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Who's NS ?

Anyways..Tim, what's your predictions for Udinese & St Johnstone ?

Mrs E

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Mrs E I cannot see us beating Udinese, hope I am wrong. St Johnstone seem to have hit a bad patch they are missing Sheridan and Sandanza both good players. We should have enough to beat St Johnstone lol Timalloy

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Nichola Sturgeon

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"but what I am worried about is it seems like a way to lump us together with the shame's fans"
pffft wake up man face facts celtic were charged for the exact same thing as gers fans FFS tim we should take responsibilty and cut it out rather than argue or try and score brownie points with who (YOU) think is worst.... Aye ur right tho ur fair minded .... geez a break

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14 Dec 2011 18:51:26
We'd surely go with Mulgrew as the CB with Maj you would think, even tho Kelvin is somewhat fit I really can't see him being thrown into such an important match.
CB

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I can't see him starting CB...probs Cha, Mulgrew, Maj & Wanyama ? - Mrs E

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14 Dec 2011 18:18:11
I see the SNP got their way:-

New laws to tackle religious hatred and bigotry related to football have been passed by the Scottish Parliament, despite a lack of opposition support.

The new Act aims to tackle the issue with jail terms of up to five years for behaviour which could cause public disorder in and around matches.

But Labour, the Tories, Lib Dems and the Scottish Greens said the bill was "railroaded" through by the SNP.

They said it was "bad law which risks doing more harm than good".

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-16138683

Mrs E

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Hi Mrs E, I noticed this story also its just great what the "powers that be" actually do eh?.
Another classic is that wee ned on the train the other day who got kicked off and rightly so! But now the "Big Man" who kicked him off will be charged for assault! It's Madness, the wee ned claims he was sold the wrong ticket?? yeah ofcourse you were ya wee mink! The stupid thing is if it wasn't filmed justice would of been served but as everything is filmed nowadays this guy will be charged (no doubt) and the ned will properly claim he has injuries due to it and may even get a pay out!! I tell you the world has gone mad. Sends a great message to the rest of the neds out there eh? Whilst the rest of us have to watch what we do in our own homes or on public transport now.
I'd like to see an MP dealing with a situation like this.
CB67

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Alex Salmond should be concentrating on getting our country back on its feet instead of interfering with with football and religion. That's the police job. 1 in 12 people in Scotland are out a job and he wants to put all his time into poking his nose into football. The sfa/spl should just deduct points off clubs that chant sectarian/political/offensive songs. That would soon sort it out. Just my opinion.
FF81

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I really dislike the SNP & baw faced Alex Salmond...

I'm in 2 minds about the whole train incident CB, thought the ticket guy could've handled it a bit better, I blame him ! - Mrs E

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I know this is not political site but snp so far: under 25 thing = waste of tax payers money, now football chants its going to be like in 10 years time. Excuse me fellow rival supporter in the blue football t shirt this is what I think of your team (sicks tounge out lol) ps CB, see if you ever get called up for dury duty you will see how much tax payers money gets wasted their & the usual suspects get a get out of jail card & mr joe blogs gets the book threw at him

Lenny

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Rangers and Celtic fans should tell the snp to go f**k themselves. When you put the two sets of fans together you could vote the snp out.

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14 Dec 2011 16:50:37
pps i noticed that u havent posted at all til 5 mins after i posted .... we wouldnt be trlooing now would we Tim? haha

G

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*trolling

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Another shame fan with no shame calling our pat names about his glesca posts, on shame page every shame fan posts obscenities that is their banter, give me wee pat EVERY TIME. says Timalloy
"G" Germinator" or whatever you call youselves these days Dunderheid

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Germinator I was worried for a minute read your post as "drooling" just to tell you I ain't no cheap date I expect flowers and a nice meal LOL Timalloy
PS dont worry I have sent you a nice bunch of PANSIES!

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Remind me what name i called the poster (u do know it wasnt signed off as being pat fae posso like he normally does?)

Germinator

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14 Dec 2011 15:34:25
all the pages seem a lil quiet this week ed gers, tic , video games etc just not the same amount of posts goin on ..... is there problems or has it just been a quiet one?

Germinator {Ed007's Note - It's just been quiet Germ, and I'm choked with the cold/flu.}

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Just wait till Jan, my granny's, granny's brother in law said that blah blah blah bullsh7te season. It'll be choocablok then.
TT

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Lol aye or my GF's pet hamster was chased thro glasgow aiport by the neighbours cat and seen Bellamy and Gattuso ........... (bet u cant wait ed!)
Germinator {Ed007's Note - With Robbie Keane and Shay Given carrying their bags! ;-(

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Oh its going to be ACE! It's actually what turned me on to this site in the first place. Some of the stories are just so good infact a classic is on the rumours page just now, ofcourse Ally McCoist would let it slip to a taxi driver of all people the exact date when Rangers will go into administration? It's not like he would tell anyone!?! Airports are always amazing places at these times of year too. I actually said to a fellow tim at work who uses this site that we should count the exact amount of players who Celtic will be signing in Jan we think it will be around the 70-80 mark? Is that generous or an underestimation Ed?
Cheers CB67 {Ed007's Note - Probably an underestimation.}

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14 Dec 2011 14:54:03
the groundskeepers at Rangers are planting potatoes this week, so they will have something to lift at the end of the season ;0)

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Even tho harvest is over ? hmmm u cant even get a joke right ..... i tell u what u must have a good memory to know that a title is won at the end of the season :oP

Germinator

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14 Dec 2011 12:36:11
sony alooky hiz jist tweetit thit heez gled thit heez banned fur this week tae coss he canny afford it bit sayze thit he shood be awrite fur the nixt wan cos hes expectin a duble dunt fae the sppringburn joab sentur in time tae paey fur nixt weeks gem
bak tae you ed ovurn oot rite,fae the man who thot up the name fur glesgas hurry cane bfn

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Is this how half the celtic supposrt talk/type ? so many posts .... none of them legible. hmmmmmm lol

Germinator

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Hey Germinator, wee Pat is a legend on these pages. Everyone else understands him. Why moan about an inoffensive post, away back to the Cheats page. Timalloy
PS awayanboilyerheidaswellyescunner

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz timmy so very zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

if u read the two most recent "slang" posts u'd see they were not posted by Pat, so please remove ur tongue from his cheeks and go for another snooze

Germinator

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Lol and im ascunner there was me thiking ur the self proclaimed guy who never calls folk names ........... whoops

Germinator

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Bolt Germ, if you canny get Pat don't respond son! Back to the Shame's page for you

DazzaBhoy

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14 Dec 2011 12:28:56
here ed breakin news justin ( why diz justin keep poppin up, him n his big gay pal justoot)
wee tmbo fae the daurk side his jist hud a press confirunse .
" rite aw ma boays ah um here this mournin tae announse thit the mighty teddies huv shall we sayaqwired a vast amount eh roof tiles thit wee pat fae the posso region ae glesga huz been stashin fur yoors truly rite?,n' seein thit ma breef hiz jist been oan ma mobie tae inforum mee thit ma presense wull no be needit it the sheriff the day due tae the facct thit its fully booked aw day fur wee pats trial ah thote thit we wid announse thit hauf ae these roof tiles will noo be used tae covur part ae thethe mane staun it casul greyskull,these tiles wull be used tae plug the holes left eftur sum theevin wee bestert fae posso nicked the leed (pat in ma office furst thing in the mournin son),that wull acount fur hauf the tiles while the othir hauf wull be selt aff oan gumtree, thanks a bunch boays feel free tae make a donashun oan yir waey oot,hey sally malky that big midden traynur iz heez fae the bbc"
so its bak tae you ed it coocadins fae wee pat it murry perk,here ed am joe the toff heres wee timbo wae his forklift runnin oan red deezul tae

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