Celtic Banter Archive September 13 2012

13 Sep 2012 15:26:49
so am sittin in ma wee "club" yesturday me n the missus nice wee quiet cupple a pints then back tae the ponderosa.
Aws quiet iz a say when a hear this,
" baz who we goat oan sun?
dont no mate bit ahl huv a look,blahdy blahdy....
" oh fk how goods this boays,fk the tick weev goat clyde oan boaksin day!"
BRING IT ON!"
gods honist wee pats spat hauf iz pint oot awrite pat?
aye lads jist went doon the rang waey,
meanwhile acrose in a pub sumwer in shawfeeld,
here rab who we goat oan boaksin day?
aw **** only sevco! here mate did you evur sell thaem clive dunn lp's? aye a thote so emdy want anuthur pint?
iz big swarziniggur wance sade ahl be back
here iz that his wean thit wiz in bridgit jones wae the baggy drawurs ed?

13 Sep 2012 12:50:42
In Scotland, following the adoption of a points sanction in the English Football League, a similar rule was mooted in December 2003.[15] It was announced in January 2004 that Scottish Premier League clubs going into administration in the 2004“05 season would be subject to a 10 point deduction and be prevented from signing new players. With Motherwell and Dundee already in administration at the time, it was decided that if "they are not in the process of coming out of administration by 31 May", the deduction would be applied at the start of the following season.[16] Furthermore, the Scottish FA would not allow clubs in administration to play in Europe.[17] Both Motherwell and Dundee met the required conditions to avoid the deduction of points.[18] Although the Scottish Football League has no automatic deduction of points for clubs going into administration, it reserves the right to "deduct championship points before or during a season and/or to impose a player registration embargo on any club".[19] The Scottish Football League also will place a team in the bottom tier (Division Three) if there are any doubts that they can fulfill their fixtures for the forthcoming season. Both times this has happened the Club has been in administration in the summer months. [20]

13 Sep 2012 09:36:55
barry the janny

whats sally and mr green thinking about rangers fc do not exsist anymore so the spl can do whatever they dam like , they talk about suing this and that if they are stripped of titles , thats like scrapping your motor then going back a week later and demanding their pink furry dice back and if you dont geese thim wer gonny sue u .... are die hard rangers fans really that stupid to believe these 2 eeejits

13 Sep 2012 08:50:39
if any of you get fed up with the champions league and the spl ,don't despair there is another option. you can become a newco fan. now i'm sure there is a handbook you can buy but , no need i have all you need to know.. {1 sporting integrity my ar5e.. {2 obsessed with us.. {3 then now forever.. {4 kicking us when were down.. {5 don't do walking away .. {6 most successful team ever .. {7 no one likes us we don't care .. { 8 we done nothing wrong spl rot in hell .. { 9 we are the people .. { 10 rtid and thats about it . repeat these 10 rules ad nauseum til you know them off by heart . if you still need help you can call 0800 2012 1690 and one of our loyal operators will be glad to help.. shamrock

13 Sep 2012 08:20:42
see its alistair johnston's turn to feed the ex-rangers supporters bull****...col

Great post on here before.. they are like mushrooms , keep them in the dark and feed them ****e. cant remember who said it, but sooooooo true. shamrock {Ed007's Note - Shamrock I will leave your post about the text box for Ed001 to answer, it's too technical for me mate, sorry.}

Look for the buzz words-this was an a message for those in the "craft" who may have power to affect the outcome.

Paddy Malarkey

It was me Shamrock and their still doing it
Tambhoy ( original )