Celtic Banter Archive May 13 2011

 

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13 May 2011 23:51:44
Who is ed? Am readin this banter on my phone so am kinda new to this. {Ed007's Note - Ed are the editors}

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13 May 2011 23:21:39
I suppose the atheist could still be muching his hat and the sickbhouys just ran out of excuses.lol {Ed007's Note - Give the guy his due, he came on and blamed Walter Smith and Tony Mowbray, without resorting to Mulder and Scully stuff!}

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13 May 2011 23:18:03
I see people from varipus parts of england on the rangers page wishing them good luck for sunday . .

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What's your point?

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13 May 2011 23:12:24
Eds. i think the atheist and the sickbhouy are maskerading under new naees here.some of the quotes and patter seem very familure.and a few new posters have recently joined in the banter? {Ed007's Note - I don't think so, some folk aren't here day after day and then might be around for a few days, depends on family/work situations. And they aren't exactly shrinking violets that would hide behind false names IMO}

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Atheist don't u worry about fuel in the tank they won't be needing it an can i say i=u laughed at our page elmander haha larrson hahah wendt haha just to name a few no chance in hell

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13 May 2011 23:04:30
What does eveyone think of big Fraser Forster?
It seems to me opinion is divided.
I think the big guy has been a great find, and i would try and get him for 2 mill. He has had 20 clean sheets, this is a record i think, he has a few faults, but is young and will improve. He won the league last year with Norwich, and has been excellent with us. I think the experience of playing at ibrox, and not conceding a goal in a few of these games will help him in the future. I actually feel quite safe with the big man in goals, unlike the start of the season when zaluska was in. In short i feel he will be pushing for an England cap in the next 2 or 3 years, and we should try and get him now.
paddybhoy {Ed007's Note - He has done well Paddy and I think it might depend on the Westwood situation whether Celtic will stump up £2m for him. I'd be happy if Forster stayed as it keeps the continuity of the GK and defenders going. I also think it is shocking that a club of Celtics size don't have a recognised No.1 (as in our own player). I don't know about international honours right enough mate, there is alot of good English keepers plying their trade in the EPL}

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I HOPE lambert takes the keeper to norwich - not up to it here, a total dracula he is, we need a keeper with experience to help our defence

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13 May 2011 22:44:16
Killie 0 rangers 5, , told you here first

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13 May 2011 22:19:52
I was on the man utd page and rangers page and a few of you including ed theink jelavic isn't worth the 13-15 million man utd would pay for him ! I find it funny when you say jelavic isn't worth that but u say kayal and izaguirre are worth about the same 13-15 million ?
Pull the other one haha
People say this isn't the matter but they're playing in the spl they star against st Johnstone Hamilton etc , we'll they didn't star agains ICT on your point of views lol but c'mon 13-15 million for the 3 of them against dido teams isn't really realistic tbh {Ed007's Note - I've never said any player is worth any amount of money, the transfer market is so twisted, especially in the EPL it is hard to put realistic figures on a player. Who could have seen LFC spending £35m on Andy Carroll?}

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13 May 2011 22:13:58
I can imagine some of the bile you get. Keep up the good work anyway your doing a good job. Could you tell me if I leave my name and email when I post? Cheers {Ed007's Note - Thanks, good to be appreciated for a change lol. I don't know what you mean about your name etc, sorry}

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13 May 2011 22:12:28
Some players I would like to see Celtic go for in the summer:
GK - westwood
DF - like to see a good bit of money on a quality CB. St Ledger for a cheap option
MF - Krancjar, Ambrose, Dyer (unwanted by west ham could do a decent job up here wouldn't cost much), Gomis, Hargreaves (loan if he is fit for the start of the season)
FW - Husseklepp, Carew, Macheda (loan)

Kevbhoy {Ed007's Note - Not Carew Kev, I've never rated him but we do need a big strong CF in the Sutton/Hartson mould}

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13 May 2011 21:43:20
I've been reading through both Rangers and Celtic rumours & banter. I'm just going to stick to this page cause I've never laughed so much for a while. I hope you've all made up paddy Jamie and kev. Keep up the good work Ed. You must laugh a lot reading some of the posts you get. {Ed007's Note - You do get a laugh, but you need to wade through some bile too}

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13 May 2011 20:39:55
Dont worry about it paddybhoy, the very fact the clown said a few people on his bus had texted him gave the game away for him. The remark from kevbhoy was written in the same post aswell. He must think we are as dense as he is ha ha. It is juvenile mate yes, has anyone else just assumed the forty applies to anything, never mind my age?
Jamie mac im nearly forty(lovin That i had an education

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13 May 2011 19:57:54
Yeah, theres at least one post in my name that wasnt me aswell. Maybe need to get some kind of ID system or something ed?

Kevbhoy {Ed007's Note - Like I said Kev, without me having to sit with a list of IP numbers, just put something in the e-mail field, and use that anytime you post. It's only Eds that can see it and we will know it is genuinely you. Again my apoligises for it happening Kev}

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13 May 2011 19:57:17
ED, just noticed, i should never slag anyone about intelligence, i couldn't even spell it right. OOPS!
paddybhoy {Ed007's Note - No worries, I think it's childish to slag people over spelling and grammar, it puts people off posting if they think they are going to get ridiculed for spelling mistakes}

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13 May 2011 19:37:09
TO JAMIE MAC, It's paddybhoy here, i never sent in any of they previous posts mate, this sad clown you have been ripping up has signed my name at the bottom of his childish posts. I reckon he is about 16, with an exremely low level of inteligence.
p.s ed can you not tell when someone uses somebody elses handle!
The real paddybhoy! {Ed007's Note - I'll keep an eye on the IP numbers that come up, best way is to put something in the e-mail box, then we'll know it's you, it doesn't need to be your e-mail address. I can only apoligise Paddy}

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13 May 2011 18:42:44
Jamie mac when are you coming back? Hopefully never. He must be really thinking what to post next so he doesn't make an arse of himself. Or he's away to get ready for his night out at the bluelagoon. Hopefully he has left the building and won't come back. Thank God.

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13 May 2011 18:40:44
I am the head of ticket sales with over 10years experience that why I hear about these things William Callaghan
I could tell you two players Lennon will defo sign in the summer but would not want to step on the kain from the press offices toes
Hail Hail william callaghan

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13 May 2011 18:32:17
Why would a person working in the ticket office hear anything about this ? stop posting a load of bulls**t

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13 May 2011 18:14:47
13 May 2011 18:02:32
To Jamie mac

Can you stop replying to Superally cause he's making you look like a muppet? I've had a few text today off boys on my supporters bus commenting on your posts and they all said check out Jamie mac posts from and to and they said he is ( making an arse of himself ) you are giving us a bad name

Paddybhoy

I agree with paddybhoy. Stop posting SH*TE you are acting like a dobber. For someone that's nearly forty GROW UP.

Kevbhoy

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13 May 2011 18:13:24
To the person with no name stating that I talk rubbish get your facts right mate I have worked in Celtic ticket office for over 10 years and am friends with Celtic players past and present and have no need to talk rubbish ! Re-post my claims in July and I bet they are correct
William Callaghan head of ticket sales

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13 May 2011 18:11:33
13 May 2011 18:02:32
To Jamie mac

Can you stop replying to Superally cause he's making you look like a muppet? I've had a few text today off boys on my supporters bus commenting on your posts and they all said check out Jamie mac posts from and to and they said he is ( making an arse of himself ) you are giving us a bad name

Paddybhoy

I agree with paddybhoy. Stop posting sh*te you are acting like a dobber. For someone that's nearly forty GROW UP.

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13 May 2011 18:06:21
13 May 2011 17:23:39
ha ha listen to yourself. simmer down sir. Wow whoever you are your makin an arse of yourself. some serious baktraking goin on there ha hahA
GET AFF THE SAUCE BAWLOK CHOPS

The league trophy is coming to paradise!

Killie killie


Wait and see.

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13 May 2011 18:02:32
To Jamie mac

Can you stop replying to Superally cause he's making you look like a muppet? I've had a few text today off boys on my supporters bus commenting on your posts and they all said check out Jamie mac posts from and to and they said he is ( making an arse of himself ) you are giving us a bad name

Paddybhoy

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13 May 2011 17:51:01
To the person with no name stating that I talk rubbish get your facts right mate I have worked in Celtic ticket office for over 10 years and am friends with Celtic players past and present and have no need to talk rubbish ! Re-post my claims in July and I bet they are correct
William Callaghan head of ticket sales

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13 May 2011 17:39:51
Has this William Callaghan got any real news or is it all made up rubbish

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13 May 2011 17:23:39
ha ha listen to yourself. simmer down sir. Wow whoever you are your makin an arse of yourself. some serious baktraking goin on there ha hahA
GET AFF THE SAUCE BAWLOK CHOPS

The league trophy is coming to paradise!

Killie killie

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13 May 2011 17:24:29
To Jamie mac

If you think you have reeled me in, then you are seriously deluded.
Also if you cannot recognise that some posts are clearly not written by me then perhaps I've credited you with half a briancell too many

SuperAlly54
(Jamie mac embarrassing his own since 1971)

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13 May 2011 17:06:10
Ed do us a favor mate, who are the 5 best posters and 5 worst posters and the rangers and Celtic sites. In your opinion obviously. Cheers {Ed001's Note - impossible to say, not everyone even signs their posts off with a name.}

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13 May 2011 17:09:20
13 May 2011 16:44:21
Super sally pal whats wrong with you? Are you and the other nugget trapped in the closet or something? Dont think you should be takin the mick out of someone for possible sexual persuasion, is that not illegal? On the plus side, However, it in a way proves my case. People like you are prepared to abuse people because of what they are! Been reeling you in, to show your true colours, but were Too thick to notice Jamie mac im nearly forty, (loves his own, )

What you have just posted just proves what you are. (Homophobic) or you are pretending to be one Jamie mac who's never been to a game who prefers men to women and kissed a man and liked it and goes to the bluelagoon on a fri&sat night and no one likes him and nearly forty. Do you not get it you took the bate a long time ago lol ha ha ha. You've not reeled me in and you never will cause I'm married and got kids. I've got nothing against you cause your gay I've got a mate who's sister is gay and she's one of the best people you could ever meet. So don't give me you've been reeling me in to show my true colours lol ha ha ha.

I just can't get enough lol ha ha ha

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13 May 2011 16:44:21
Super sally pal whats wrong with you? Are you and the other nugget trapped in the closet or something? Dont think you should be takin the mick out of someone for possible sexual persuasion, is that not illegal? On the plus side, However, it in a way proves my case. People like you are prepared to abuse people because of what they are! Been reeling you in, to show your true colours, but were Too thick to notice Jamie mac im nearly forty, (loves his own, )

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13 May 2011 16:04:48
Did i touch a nerve super sal? Bit of a cheek mocking brain cells of others when you can't spell bud. We don't care what the animals say, what the hell do we care? Hail hail lennon number 1
jamie mac im nearly forty(appreciating irony)

Jamie mac who's never been to a game and kissed a man and liked it and goes to the bluelagoon on a Fri & Sat night and is nearly forty. What is this page called? Oh that's right banter page.

SuperAlly54

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13 May 2011 15:52:51
To Jamie mac(nearly 40, never been kissed)
I think anyone with even half a braincell can work out that the mistake on my previous post was merely a typing error, maybe that's beyond your comprehension though.

SuperAlly54

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13 May 2011 15:38:26
13 May 2011 15:00:23
Did i touch a nerve super sal? Bit of a cheek mocking brain cells of others when you can't spell bud. We don't care what the animals say, what the hell do we care? Hail hail lennon number 1
jamie mac im nearly forty(appreciating irony)

The way I see it Jamie mac who's never been to a game and prefers men to women and nearly sixty. Is superally is laughing his head off that you have spat the dummy out your pram lol. He must have touched a nerve somewhere along the line. I'm even embarrassed reading your posts. It's not superallys fault everyone has turned against you. It's your own fault that no one likes you. The reason being you keep on posting embarrassing ( quotes ) lol

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13 May 2011 15:00:23
Did i touch a nerve super sal? Bit of a cheek mocking brain cells of others when you can't spell bud. We don't care what the animals say, what the hell do we care? Hail hail lennon number 1
jamie mac im nearly forty(appreciating irony)

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13 May 2011 14:13:17
"celtic looking at the possibility of linking up with norwich city as a feeder club as neil and paul lambert are still good friends, players on the fringes at celtic to be sent out on loan for next season (mc grath 69 glenboig)"

How likely is it that an EPL side would have any use ofr any player who can't get into our first team? Don't talk p*sh!

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13 May 2011 14:00:46
ED007 Im curious to know where do you think the SPL title will end up??? I want an honest answer. lol

Billyboy1! ! ! {Ed007's Note - It's Rangers to throw away, I can't see Kilmarnock stopping you on Sunday, will that do?}

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13 May 2011 13:34:35
If I was Lennon I would leave at the end of the season. He would get a job down south no problem. I wouldn't put my family or friends though this. It might be ok everyone saying he should stay and they will look after him but it only takes one nutter. Do what's best for your family Lennon and no one else. Nacho Novo done the right thing last summer and got out of Scotland because he would have been targeted again by the Celtic fans if he would still been here. Nacho Novo went through the same kind of trouble Neil Lennon has been through. It's not worth it. It's only a game of football for godsake.

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13 May 2011 13:25:46
To Jamie mac nearly40(never been to a game)
If I've got something to say I'll sign my posts, and also why would someone bother coming on here with the sole proper of winding you up, the nonsensical and child like manner of your posts even has your own berating you

SuperAlly54
(Jamie mac a clown with a keyboard, lost his one braincell to the Buckie) {Ed007's Note - Watch your step there, bad mouthing THE wine tut tut}

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13 May 2011 10:37:52
No mate i have not changed my name, you on the other hand. . .
The old am a tim tactic and your spam is a bit tedious. I suspect that you are superally54 And the nugget tryin to wind me up pal. Aint goin to bite mate. You still havent told me how much your tickets cost for the other night then again you won't know will you billy?Jamie mac im nearly forty(not about to fallFor billys ding.)

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13 May 2011 10:38:22
We'll be singing dancing and swinging baby come over tonight HEY! ! HEY! ! Roll on Sunday!

Billyboy1! ! !

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13 May 2011 10:44:01
To All Celtic fans out there, we can still win the title on Sunday, Believe we can win it, 100/ % Believe.

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13 May 2011 10:49:39
P.s billy why don't you take me up on my offer billy? That way we can see who is the most lady like? Forgot your g cheque won't stretch to a pouch of tobacco, a bottle of qc, soap and a ticket for the football. Try not to get caught lookin in folks windows to see whatever you can of the football on sunday. I would imagine you would go away for a bit with your record, ya creepin jesus. Jamie mac im nearly forty .(knows a rat.)

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13 May 2011 10:51:45
Glasgows green en white hope sundays rockin no matter what happens to show the Neil Lennon our support and hope that Tommy looks down and gives us a wee bit of luck god bless gone but never forgotten

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13 May 2011 09:33:20
Aye no bother pal all tell you where ma seat is and we can get a coffee, if you want?? jmin40

You gave me a fright their Jamie mac who's never been to a game and wants to take me out for a date and nearly forty. When I first read it I thought you wanted to take me for a coke. Have you changed your name Jamie mac who prefers men to women lol ha ha ha.

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13 May 2011 01:23:10
Sunday marks the 3rd anniversary of the death of Tommy Burns , who was much loved by the fans of Kilmarnock FC for his efforts as a player and manager of the club , hopefully Kilmarnock will mark his memory by taking something off Rangers allowing Celtic to snatch the title , the great man will be looking down on us on Sunday , RIP Tommy , Celtic and Kilmarnock legend .

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13 May 2011 00:44:02
NEIL LENNON, YOU WILL NEVER WALK ALONE! !
just remember, he has done nothing wrong,
Every single Celtic fan, i have spoken to, is 100% behind our Leader. KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH NEIL!
paddybhoy

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13 May 2011 00:14:36
Sean St Ledger to Celtic?

Any views on this ed? {Ed001's Note - I see no reason why it couldn't happen, he is about as certain to move as it is possible to be and there are no clubs bigger than Celtic interested. There are a few Championship clubs, but Hooper also had the choice of a few of them and chose Celtic, so it is certainly very possible. Obviously it will be his personal choice, so no one can be sure, but I would certainly put Celtic amongst his most likely destinations.}

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13 May 2011 00:09:12
Neil Lennon is looking for a big name player who he could get for free in the summer
Ed do you have any thoughts on who this could be {Ed001's Note - off the top of my head I don't, but it might be worth having a look here: http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/spieler/vertragsende/basics.html
that gives a list of expiring contracts, I am sure it is not 100% accurate but I have yet to find a better free resource on the net for this.}

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