Celtic Banter Archive January 13 2012

 

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13 Jan 2012 23:07:22
Seen Jeff Winter's blog on Twitter, what a dong that man is! lol

Not particularly offended by sectarianism, however his post is just sick!

Hope his next sh*te's a hedgehog!

Miko x

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Why mention him if your not offended? This is a FOOTBALL BANTER PAGE. Not a religious, sectarian political page. Grow up an grow a hairy pair lol.
Miko it wasn't on his twitter he wrote what he did it was on his website page. What I don't understand is why has it just came to light now? That blog should have been named and shamed as soon as he wrote it 3 weeks ago. That's just my opinion.
FF81

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Are you serious, normally I wouldn't bite, however I have to set plums like you, straight. I never said I wasn't offended, his comments ARE offensive, do you condone paedophilia and find it amusing? Are you also saying this issue is not football related?

You are obviously on the same wavelength as Jeffrey, both intellectually and morally, you're such a donk!

In fact, what's the point of your post, could you please elaborate, coz you're havin a howler! Just don't get it, you have actually just shown yourself up for who (and what) you really are. It's there for all to see.......Scotland's Shame!

Roon ye!

Miko x

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FF81 are you kidding son, the man is a disgrace to himself, his family and to the club he says he supports! He should be dragged in front of a court for the statements he made.

DazzaBhoy

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It's irrelevant when it should have been named and shamed and regardless of whether Miko is offended or not, it deserves to be highlighted on here as it is entirely relevant to football as these are the sorts of people we have still in the game. And I don't just mean anti-celtic.
The man is a moron pure and simple.

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Miko you ask if I condone paedophilia? You are sick to even think that you sick sick person. I'm a family man. No i dont think its amusing. You can hide behind your wee laptop and throw insults at people now I'm saying to you man to man grow up and grow a pair.
Dazzabhoy of coarse he should be dragged infront of the courts for what he's said. All I was saying was why is Miko bringing that subject up on a football banter page? I think we all know the reason. I wouldn't have gave him (winter) the time of day and discussed that. As I said my opinion. Sorry if I put it over the wrong way.

Ps Miko that was absolutely sick what you said to me about paedophilia. Shocking. As for I'm Scotland's shame don't make me laugh. Shame on you Miko. Grow up

FF81

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13 Jan 2012 22:15:10
Ps used to follow juve back in the day when nedved & del peiro etc we're in there prime

Think the reason I stopped following them was when 'that' pink away short came out lol

Lenny {Ed007's Note - That was a shocker that! But it was for their centenary year. Juventus wore pink (it was actually a pink shirt and black tie????)from 1897-1903, when the colours faded from washing. They had an English player at the time who contacted Notts County, they sent strips over to Italy and the rest, as they say, is history.}

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Lol sorry ed totally posted this in the wrong place. Yeah knew it was for something like that but when your in your early teens & you see a pink top people would talk about you if you got it lol

Lenny {Ed007's Note - Back in the day pink and lemon coloured Pringle and Lyle & Scott jumpers were all the rage. Shocking when I think back on it lol. I'm sure KB can back me up on this.}

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Pink to make the boys wink lol!!

have to say, i was guilty of owning a pink pringle...had a salmon one too

chase me, chase me {Ed007's Note - The 80s/90s had a lot to answer for!!! I watched the remake of The Firm and was cringing at the Sergio Tacchini tracksuits and that. Moneypenny ripped me bad with the 'Mind you dressed like that you kn*b' patter lol. The sad thing is those crazy jumpers are back in fashion!!!!!!! I am staying WELL clear though, I don't think a 37yr old man can carry them off any more.}

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Oooft! worst fashion era ever i think!
the jumpers HAD to be at least 1 size too big, trousers/jeans extra baggy but tightly belted at the waist, and at least half a tub of gel in your hair!

i couldnt afford an ST trackie, but i did have a white kappa one with ellesse trainers......waaaay before 'neds' were even invented!


ooh jesus...the shame:S {Ed007's Note - I must have been the original NED l..........lmao best trainers I ever had were these, cost £120 a pair back in 1994???

goo.gl/Dxdci

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Ha...ah, out of my price range then Ed, i had to make do with SPX and British Knights lol!

even remember owning a red suede pair of kappas i think >. {Ed007's Note - FILA boots as well lol. Oh God!!!! I had the black ones of them too. The red ones looked like bloody wellies! I had a belter of a FILA suede tracky lol It was green with grey panels down the sides, shocking!!!!! Stop it mate, I'm taking a red neck thinking back :-)

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None of your jumpers could have been worse than Cillian Sheridan's on Sportscene last week!

DazzaBhoy {Ed007's Note - Now that was nasty!!}

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13 Jan 2012 21:48:43
i would give big john sutton a short term deal {Ed007's Note - Aye for his internet connection!}

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Am sure the (bad word ed comming) s*n said Chris Sutton said don't sign for the old firm to his bro ?if its true then bed made ....

Lenny

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13 Jan 2012 19:54:57
Derby,Huddersfield,Falkirk,Cowdenbeath,Ross County,all to win on Saturday

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13 Jan 2012 18:22:17
Hey ed,
Following the interesting footage of a young Wayne Rooney at Anfield as a kid, new footage has emerged of him on holiday only last year. A must for all die-hard U*d fans
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwoMUw_NixU
The Real KB
ps think this was before his hair job {Ed007's Note - I'm watching Channel 4 as well, did it give you a 'stirring' so you had to look it up? ;-)

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Haha. Essential viewing mate.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - Definitely mate.}

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13 Jan 2012 17:35:34
Since the transfer market hasnt really moved much just thought I'd bring the topic of other teams you support other than the OF? Also what's the best game you have been to other out with the spl ?

Lenny {Ed007's Note - Man United and Real Madrid for me Lenny. I was at Hampden in 2002 to see Madrid win the CL final against Bayer Leverkusen. I have been to OT a rake of times but I enjoyed going to Ibrox when they played Rangers in the CL.}

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How did u get a ticket for the final ? Usually tickets for CL final are like gold dust ?

How's Madrid doing in Spain ? Don't really bother with other leagues/teams do not too clued up on who's top etc? Lol only know ronaldo has a buy out clause of 1 billion lol unreal !

Lenny {Ed007's Note - I have friends in high places ;-) It was at Hampden remember. Madrid are sitting five points clear at the top of La Liga just now.}

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Cant beat a Cowdenbeath game for a laugh. Watching one of their players doing a sliding tackle, going straight off the park and ending up inside one of the huge tractor tyres that sit at the side of the pitch and being unable to get back out of it again is the funniest thing i've ever seen in football.

Gerry The Ger.

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East Fife for me, used t go during the Stevie Archibald era when no at Paradise. Used to be a bit of a West Ham fan back when i was a nipper, think it was because McAvennie went their. Nowadays its probably Everton down south.

Joeshmo1888

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I don't support any team down south due to me spending most of my money following Rangers. Scotland when I can. I like watching Tottenham this season they play good attacking football. Best stadium I've been to in England is Old Trafford/Emirates.
What's your team Lenny?
FF81

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All rangers banter a since FF (think ur the best blue nose on hear lol) fair play to you for following both Scotland & rangers do you get to get to both away games ?

Don't really have a team other than Celtic would watch anyone kick a ball about if it was on tv in most leagues but no one I could say ' I support'

Lenny

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I get to 99% away games every season following Rangers. Scotland's a different kettle of fish. It all depends the draw ect. I was over in Alacante for the game against Spain last year. I stayed in Benidorm for 5 days brilliant. I'm like you Lenny not that bothered about other teams unless I've got money riding on it lol. You are making me blush Lenny lol. Your not bad yourself lol and my wee mucker CB lol.
We are all Salim Kerkar
FF81

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I was also at that CL final at Hampden, also had £10 on 2-1 Madrid, Raul first goal scorer...brilliant night!

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Me and my mates used to go to somerset park, Ayr Utd, and we played Celtic in the cup and were beaten 3-0 by a team including Cadette and Big Pierre. Thats the reason i fell in love with the hoops they were brilliant that day and have been a supporter ever since, still look out for Ayr results but go to Paradise when i can.

DazzaBhoy

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13 Jan 2012 17:33:34
Timalloy, I never mentioned you read the RTC did I? What is it anyway btw? As for name calling I've not called you anything. Here we go again with this rubbish sh*t stirring. I never said anything other than your post last night was not funny. As I keep on telling you Tim. I do what I know best and follow and support my team and manager. I will leave the other things to our chairman to sort out. As I said you contact him if you are so concerned about Rangers.
As for the season ticket issue you brought up I replyed to your post the other day when you brought it up. You are arguing with yourself on that one. Do you actually know what a season ticket is? You are fascinated with everything Rangers. Be like CB67, Paddy, ect talk about Celtic. Join in on the discussion you might like it.
We Are All Salim Kerkar.
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As I said dear "stalker" ff81, everywhere I am you appear to diss me, worry about Rangers and your owner, instead of me.
Are you not worried that your "billionaire" owner with "wealth off the radar" appears to have lost £980m in a YEAR, looks like someone gave him bad advice ha ha Timalloy
PS I can do you a good deal on my own Timalloy joke book LOL

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Dear Stalker lmao. See you can be funny sometimes lol. Stalker, Bullied, Abuse that's you war cry lol. I'm breaking My own rule here replying to my very own stalker lmao. You posted about me over on the Gers page and you mentioned you just don't read RTC what's that? Don't tell me you go out and buy the S*n, Daily Re*ord Evening T*mes? As I said you are Fascinated with everything Rangers. If you want I will get you tickets for the Gers games? Come on Tim give me a laugh and get into a conversation about football with your fellow fans lol.
We Are All Salim Kerkar.
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13 Jan 2012 16:25:40
the wedding singer from st johnstone all set for castle greyskull or is fat sally just trying to get the players head in bits b4 game tomorrow but coming out with his pre contract offer the day b4 the game {Ed007's Note - Why do they need to talk to the club about a pre-contract? I have never heard of that in my life, it is between the club offering a deal, the player and his agent(s). There is no need to speak to the players current club.}

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Ally has publically said both teams will wait until after game . {Ed007's Note - A pre-contract is still nothing to do with St.Johnstone. The Sand-Dancer can negotiate without them even knowing.}

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I think the best thing the guy could do to get a move would be to score against them so can't see ally's comments mattering much as usual. Remember it's not just the shame who are looking at him.
Thank f££k it's Friday man, it took until Wednesday before I could get back into work mode! Too much drinking over the festive period.

hail hail
CB {Ed007's Note - I think most people were the same mate.}

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Really did take a bit to get back into it bud, boss even had to have a word! ;(
CB {Ed007's Note - That's not so good.}

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No but was the kick up the ass I think I actually needed. Shock therapy
CB

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13 Jan 2012 16:14:59
Here is a song all the Rangers fans will be singing at Ipox towards Mr Whyte
DON'T LEAVE ME THIS WAY!! LOL Timalloy

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As well as we are the champions, guess u chucked that record in the bin a while ago

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No we dont have bins at parkhead. we keep all our s**t and drop it when we come to ibrox along with the rest of you s**t
kirk broadegg lives in the dump at night
rubbing a big toley calling it his precious

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13 Jan 2012 16:09:17
Any truth about Commons going to Killie until the end of the season {Ed007's Note - There are places through this way sell the pies so there is no need.}

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So how would this deal be done ? Kille pay him £500 a week n we pay the other 20k?
Can't see it at all bud, but I do wish he'd get fit or bugger off. Getting fed up with him.
CB

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Commons is too good for killie pies
he should start imo but dunno who to drop

unless.......forster
lustig k.wilson mulgrew izzy
forrest brown ledley commons
hooper stokes

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No Matthews or Wanyama don't think so!......DH

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13 Jan 2012 15:50:38
Go Neil & Vic !

Celtic's Neil Lennon and Victor Wanyama have been named Clydesdale Bank Premier League Manager and Young Player of the Month for December.

An impressive month for the club saw Celtic win all five of their league matches to move two points clear at the top of the league.

Wins against Dundee United Hearts were followed by straight victories over St Johnstone and Kilmarnock.

Celtic then completed the month with a 1-0 win over title challengers Rangers.

Throughout the month 20-year-old Wanyama was a key player for Lennon's side, scoring in the 1-0 win over Hearts.

The Kenyan arrived at Celtic from Belgian club Germinal Beerschot for an undisclosed fee last July on a four-year contract.

Mrs E

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Afternoon Mrs E, are you going to game tomorrow? I see young Forrest and Hooper are doubts, but no matter who plays I am confident of a victory as I feel Celtic are on a good run just now.
Would it not be ironic if Sandaza scored tomorrow against the Sally army LOL Timalloy

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I read that the kid we sold to st.mirren got the player of the month, can't mind his name again. Sure Ed will know tho, if he's not watching pointless lol!?
CB {Ed007's Note - Paul McGowan. And Pointless hasn't started yet!!}

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It would be funny as ££££ if he scored!
CB

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Yes Tim, i'm going to the game ! Only one at home this month :(

I hope wee James gets well soon, I feel we miss his energy on the wing - Mrs E

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13 Jan 2012 15:02:13
Keith Jackson,Hugh Keevans,Jim Traynor,waste of space the 3 of them.

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Failed journalists, very much second division material. I really am lost for words when I think how the unholy Trinity Traynor Keevins & Guidi have made a living of spouting absolute tripe over the years. Parasites every one of them; living off the back of real football men and fans and adding absolutely nothing to the debate regarding the real issues and problems that pervade the game. Even worse they have done nothing using their high profiles (LMFAO) to assist in helping this small country of ours move on from the problems of the past and oh so sadly some still existing problems in the present. Seriously I need to take a chill pill when I think of that idiot Traynor!! {Ed007's Note - Throw in Odious Creep and you have the biggest to55ers ever to 'grace' the airwaves!!!}

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ED007, you can add Jim Delahunt to this list. This no talent individual got his big TV break on Scotsport, yet I have heard him on several occasions poke fun at Arthur Montford. Ok Arthur came from a gentler time and some of Scotsports efforts were poor but Arthur Montford was and still is a GENTLEMAN! Timalloy {Ed007's Note - I grew up watching Arthur Montford and have met him a few times over the years. A lot of modern day 'presenters' could learn a lot from him by realising they are not actually the star of the show. Even Archie 'McF**kwit' McPherson was better than today's lot. Look at the flap Jim White gets himself into on S*y during the last day of the window, it's cringe worthy at best!}

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These 3 are pure fan777s just job with jokes man
CB

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13 Jan 2012 12:36:53
calling all tims! we must bombard radio clyde 2nite n put pressure on them about keith jackh*ns famous off the radar wealth quote.they are very reluctant to mention it.dalziel,wishart,keevins n guidi shuffle in their seat so lets keep up the pressure.with any luck hello hello will be ringing round glebe park!! {Ed007's Note - I can't even listen to that garbage anymore. Plus I have absolutely NO chance of getting through, for some strange reason they don't like me ;-)

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Soz bout the jackson edit ed! i know its truly awful but a bit of baiting on a friday is good.keevins with this celtic need rankers rubbish is a joke.him n guidi n king are not journalists as they like to say they are reporters for me its different. {Ed007's Note - They are idiots for me :-)

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13 Jan 2012 12:29:41
..........Transfer Exclusive...........

It has been reported that Rangers are to take Jagger on trial.
I can exclusively reveal that this is 100% true as in keeping with the club's signing policy of signing players of a certain age Rangers have asked
MICK JAGGER to train with them.
LOL Timalloy

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Bring on the tumbleweed! Oh and its spelled Jaager so that another, ahem, "joke" bombed!

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Doh, unamed bear, yes I was aware of the spelling, it is a bit of poetic licence taken with spelling. Go on SMILE! Timalloy

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Yep I'm with u with on that tim, who gives a s77t if the spelling wrong, it's not skool!
CB

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13 Jan 2012 12:17:24
keevins on clyde"celtic would have to vote ragers in to spl cos they need them" rubbish.we could make up the revenue stream ourselves i would think.would you pay £10 extra a month to watch the shame wallow in a league with elgin or alloa? i would! other clubs eg; dundee utd,hearts might fancy a crack at second place n europe.so lets hope its liquidation bhoys what a laugh that would be! greendhay.

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13 Jan 2012 12:05:07
Afternoon ED007, see it is finally official that "billionaire" Whyte is not on Britains 100 wealthiest people and list goes down to £20m.
Looks like my wee joke yesterday about finance from
"Big Wullie the Moneylender" may not be too far off the mark ha ha Timalloy
PS I think Daily Ranger need to repair their radar as they said
"whyte's wealth is off the radar" yes it is so far OFF nobody knows where it is ha ha ha

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13 Jan 2012 11:16:32
Jut read the Jeff Winter blog. Can this cretin not get arrested for this or does he have to live in Scotland for this to happen. He has to be sacked from any media jobs surely.

Joeshmo1888 {Ed007's Note - His site has been suspended and the authorities are investigating the matter.}

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Good to hear Ed. He has been getting away with this far too long.

Joeshmo1888 {Ed007's Note - The guy is a complete to55er. He always has been.}

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Makes you wonder if he made "honest mistakes" against irish catholics in the premiership when he was a ref?? or am i just paranoid!!? {Ed007's Note - He sent off Roy Keane and didn't ref another Utd game for two years.}

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Good one ed. just goes to show the deep rooted hatred always shines through in the end,we have seen it first hand in scotland for a hunner years! {Ed007's Note - Winter is just a kn*b. A few people I know have seen his 'after dinner' turn, he acts/talks like a wee 16yr old twisted bigot, hard line Rangers fans even cringe at his stuff and I know one supporters club that cut it short and banned him from the club.}

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Aye a heard he made his money nowadays from the after dinner speaking,sometimes at orange halls,so that should keep him in work for another year! {Ed007's Note - Hopefully he will be left to rot in his own little warped mind now and S*y get shot of him as well..}

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Ed I thought there was a law passed about what you posted on the net regarding stuff like this?
CB {Ed007's Note - That's why the authorities are investigating it mate.}

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13 Jan 2012 10:22:09
Did you here about that zoo wi just one dog ?? it was a s**tzu :-)..


Ian

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13 Jan 2012 08:50:10
Just seen rangers are in for celik!
Childish i know but had a little laugh to myself
Skinnybhoy

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13 Jan 2012 02:11:06
Yeah lads sorry for not being on for a while I have been very busy with one or two things, working mainly. Xmas presents and football tickets don't come down the chimney! Lol

Still think I'm right bout the money, has Lennon had any real dough since the Juarez deal flopped? No lads, he hasn't. Story goes that Lennon wanted a championship striker,desperately, in the summer but was given bangura by lawwell. As I said just a story I was told, in September by the way.

Time will tell n I hope to God I'm wrong but previous windows have been a major letdown, "we must show some imagination this month" I have thought for years still to happen.

What bout Jeff winter eh? He has form for slagging us off but that takes the biscuit. If he referred in Scotland would his name be brines? Ha ha.

Hope you've all been good buoys in my absence? Would imagine all things Tony dom have quietened in this time too.?...


Jamie Mac (wanyama)

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13 Jan 2012 00:08:59
Five Celtic shareholders have been listed amongst the 100 richest people in British football- more than any other club.

Dermot Desmond, Denis OBrien, Willie Haughey, Gerald Weisfeld and Jim Kerr are all on the list compiled by 442 magazine with a combined wealth calculated at just over £4bn.

Manchester City owner Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan tops the list with wealth estimated at £20bn.

Seven other Scottish clubs have shareholders on the rich list but new Rangers owner Craig Whyte- who was reported to be a billionaire when he first showed interest in buying out Sir David Murrays shareholding- fails to get a mention with the list going down to those that have wealth of £20m.i like the bit about the whyte shyte lol!!
doesn't even have 20m, maybe thats what the daily record meant when they said his 'wealth was of the radar' PMSL!!

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20billion for the guy from man city !

FFS

Lenny

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