Celtic Banter Archive June 12 2013

 

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12 Jun 2013 23:18:58
If hooper gets sold which I can see happening, go for at least Austin or Rhodes. with the money Celtic have generated over past few years yes we are in safe hands but the fans deserve a good name. both these players are as good or if not better than hooper.

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12 Jun 2013 21:57:23
Good on Shammy tearing JG a new one over on the dark sides pages!

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12 Jun 2013 18:45:54
Palace saying they have never made an offer for balde & they have never heard of him. (sly spurts) {Ed007's Note - So once again the listen to Sly Spurts News.}

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12 Jun 2013 18:59:06
celtic have just rejected hoopers move to Hull
marty bhoy how are you young ed {Ed007's Note - I'm good thanks mate, very busy just now.}

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12 Jun 2013 16:46:16
It looks like balde is coming to celtic park. Can someone tell me any other transfer targets

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12 Jun 2013 16:19:19
See that's gershon signed for some sh1t team a really wish we would stop bringin in these crap loan signings payin wages when we have a team full of young lads who r winnin the double season after season and would play theyr heart out for the shirt if they got a chance in the 1st team would rather that than some guy comin in for 6/12 months pickin up a wage and getting barely any game time seems pointless really hate loan deals unless its 1 that's actually gona make a big difference which never really happens

GunnieBhoy

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12 Jun 2013 15:17:45
ED! You heard anything about Amido Balde rejecting personal terms. hearing the deal is about to be scuppered.
THEBAZMAN#FOOF {Ed007's Note - No, everything is going as planned.}

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12 Jun 2013 15:15:41
so does anyone know what is happening with the amido balde transfer?Seems to be taking a while to sort out mind you that is typical celtic

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12 Jun 2013 15:09:59
here ed av jist goat ma hauns on the tape between big bombed oot broon and rab dugless its fkn bril heres a wee eksert.

knock knock! ( the bell must huv broke)
bb, enter, oh its you rab take a pew son.
noo how kin a help ye?
r. right bomber ah need tae talk tae you am sure ye no whit this is aboot?
bb. am sure a huvnae goat the foggiest rab pray tell (slip ae the tongue)
r. rite furst aff fur the benefit ae the tape.
bb. wtf?huv you goat a tape rab?
r. naw bomber?
bb then how huv ye goat a microphone stuck in ma coupon?
r. bomber bomber that's a cigar thit ye goat me fur resignin last month remember?
bb. oh aye rite then rab fire away.
r. so ya fkn lump a wid wtfks going oan?
bb wae wit?
r. ye brote in a new keeper withoot tellin me ya dobber!
bb. ah don't huv tae tell ye anythin rite! bit iz it happins there sumthin massive ready tae come oot!
r. then tell me whit?
bb. ah canae rab
r. how?
bb. ah jist canae!
r. is this the same massive thing thit ye came oot wae ootside ibrux last year thit everybidys still waitin oan? whit wiz it thit yur double glazings playin up again, ya tit?
bb. don't you dare caw me a tit! am the heid yin rite!
r. aye yur the heid tit, yur a fkn laffin stock everybidy thinks yur a fkn tube!
bb. me a tube?
r. there ye admitted it diz it feel any better bombscare?
bb. rubbish who thinks am a tit?
everybidy fkn everybidy, rite let's prove it let's try a wee game called word assosiation rite where a say a word then you huv tae answer it quick mind wae whit comes intae yur heid firstest ok?
bb. fire away bawbag!
r. mcoist?
bb. fat?
r. mcdowell?
bb uncle fester?
r. durrantie?
bb. jimmy?
r. andy goram?
bb. lee evans?
r wee craigo?
bb lip biter?
r. minty?
bb. tap gear?
r. ibrox?
bb. asda?
r. murray perk?
bb. asda?
r. rangers?
bb. deid?
r. rite that jist proves it!am oot ae here fur the benefit ae the tape this questionin is owur!"
bb silently to himself aghhhhhhhhh a think that went well, presses intercom to his secretary, "agnes did ye get aw that hen?
aggie. certainly did mine fuehrer,
bb type it up then and bring it oot!
bb its so borin in here.
hey ah no ahl fone wee mcoist tae see how he's dain,
" helo ally hows you ma son? here whits aw that noise in the backgroond?
am. aw that's aw the potenshul signings thit we huv here in "the operashuns room here in macdonalds!
listen ahl pit ye ontae durrantie he's the brains roon here bomber bye!
id. hello whos this? (wee timid voice)
bb. its me commander broon ya wee midden staun tae attenshun & stoap playin wae yersell!
a want ye tae gie me the furst ansur thit comes intae that chasm youv goat rite?
id. ok mister broon!
bb. mcoist?
id. hansome?
bb. mcdowell?
id. uncle fester?
bb. rangers?
id. deid? naw hing oan wiz that a trick question mister broon? hello? hello?.
to be continued " because sumthin massive's aboot tae happin ed!"
rite heres the legal bit.
No animals were hurt in this production nor did any have sex with any of the characters (we think)
wee pats panorama production made for the tv scoatlund tae ( tm)
regesturd it companies hoose embra tae jist up the road fae the sheriff court! ( cmoan the hibees)
god bless me!
pray fur wee timbo oor thots go oot tae his family it this depressin time!

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12 Jun 2013 14:42:29
What about Bendtner? Will his wages be off the radar. Still only 25 and reported as saying he does not expect to be at an elite club. Arsenal only want 3 mill for him. I like the boy but I realise he isn't everyones cup of T. He did well at the Euros. He has always been unsettled maybe 3 or 4 years in the Hoops would make him a superstar. Sopotcelt.

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12 Jun 2013 14:41:38
With all the speculation surrounding wanyamas expected departure this summer any thoughts on who may be on the list of potential replacements? Leroy Fer stood out as someone who could fill his boots and with the boards stance of releasing all funds generated from transfers maybe a move for him may be more realistic than it might have been a few years ago?

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12 Jun 2013 13:30:13
This is a great chance for our club to promote within.
If hoops goes we do need to buy an established striker,
Can't see stokes getting the chance he should. Watt should
Be sent on loan to championship.
From the rumours rogne, wanyama, hooper, set to leave.
Even with this we still have a strong team, to win spl.
Our priorities should be domestic, we can't afford to fall into
The oldco trap of buying to compete in Europe.

My last wish would be to see more Celtic players in the Scotland team. I know huge wish.

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12 Jun 2013 14:26:17
Now the SFL have voted 26 to join the SPL, the major reason being one governing body of the leagues, to reduce admin and wages, there is no place for David Longmuir.
Doncaster is now the top guy and Longmuir and his deliberate sabotage of reconstruction can get out the game.

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12 Jun 2013 12:04:43
Hull city have bid £4 million plus for Gary Hoopers according to SLY SPORTS.

"Hull City have tabled a bid in excess of £4m for Celtic striker Gary Hooper, according to tv.

Tigers boss Steve Bruce is determined to land the highly-rated 25-year-old, who was the subject of keen interest from Norwich in January.

Norwich manager Chris Hughton had four separate offers rejected by Celtic, but he is believed to be considering another bid for Hooper over the summer. "

@jockdj83

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12 Jun 2013 11:54:01
Hull City make 4 million move for Gary Hooper. Source tv. DundeeMichael

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12 Jun 2013 09:27:15
Ed, do you think there is any chance of Lennon going after Gary mackay-steven?, as I feel we missed an oppertunity with Russell going to derby, and tbh Mackay-Steven was always my choice above Russell.

Cheers
Stewart {Ed007's Note - I'd have taken Mackay-Stevens over Russell anyday of the week, as long as he got enough game-time.}

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12 Jun 2013 07:32:15
Celtic could possibly start next season with A Balde T Watt up front lol. Drewzybhoy.

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12 Jun 2013 01:32:02
Would anyone like to see Gary McKay Stevens at Celtic and anyone think we would go for him?

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