Celtic Banter Archive February 12 2012

 

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12 Feb 2012 23:11:55
D R back pages tomorrow

Whyte has kicked out King

should the D R front page now be
jelly and ice cream sales soar in Scotland

Lubo25

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12 Feb 2012 22:23:56
I've seen milk turn quicker than that big diddy mastorovic

watp
jacko

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Looked like some of the woeful defending from earlier this season.

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12 Feb 2012 20:14:29
Anyone else up for a game of admin lottery lol

i will go for 22nd Feb

Lubo25

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Brilliant idea......a lottery where everyones a winner

Mikey Bhoy

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No the 20th its my birthday or the 17th of march ,fab1

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I'll have 17th March .....DH

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I'll say 9 days cause that's when they need to pay comp for that Marvin guy plus the court want whyte to pay 93k so all in all whyte could spend 300k in one month ? Don't see that happening

Lenny

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To be fair, administration day is all our birthdays.lol
Hope its tomorrow as i noticed at Mass today that tomorrow is St. Walfrid's day.

Joeshmo1888

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I'll have a crack and say 5th of March, my wee bhoy is really looking forward to his birthday!

GoldCoastBhoy

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Careful Mikey Bhoy, if you get what you wish for i am sorry to say the reality is that nobody is a winner.

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Seems that Lenny is the closest. Congratulations we are all winners. marka

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12 Feb 2012 20:32:59
Just been reading the ostrich page and someone laughing at the thought of the Celtic squad being worth £60m.....now I'm no mathematician but surely it would be more than that when you consider the likes of Forrest, Izzy, Kayal, hoops and Ledley would all easily command a fee of £6m+ with brown, Ki, Wanyama and Mathews not far behind that....

Mikey Bhoy

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Clearly you don't know the market value of players. Ledley a bosman who nobody apart from old firm wanted now worth £3m, Hooper £5-6m, Izaguire £2m (1 decent season had a serious injury and not reached those heights since, Stokes £3m Forrest £2-3m where u get 5 and 6 from I have no idea.
The team is full of average players the majority all cost £0-1m so a good season in a pish poor league would double their value at best, Hooper is the ONLY player worth close to £5m and just because Brown has improved on last seasons 2 goals and 2 Assists from 33 starts to 5 goals (3 pens) and 3 assists so far from over 20 starts dont delude yourselves into thinking he is worth that much. Davis is mediocre at best and he has 15 assists and 7 goals already this season and he is only worth £3m tops

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To the above post, you are deluded. You say no one outside the Old Firm wanted Ledley but if I recall he was in talks with Stoke the day we signed him. On your ratings of other players costs it doesnt matter how much you spend on players if they improve you sell them on for a larger figure and all players costs are relative to how much someone is willing to pay. Villa wanted Ki for around £5m in the window but Celtic dont need to sell anyone so any player we sell well be at an inflated price as I'll say again we dont need to sell anyone.

Celt Stu {Ed007's Note - Roma were very keen on Ledley.}

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12 Feb 2012 19:32:15
Looks like skinnybhoy has been left with egg on his face. So much for this big breaking story

Celticthomas

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12 Feb 2012 19:06:31
Well ed. I am back home in Ireland. Had a great time in Glasgow and planning my next trip already. I was lucky to be sitting high up in the north stand yesterday because I don't know what I would of done if I was close to the ref and the linesman. Lol what a bloody joke. I spend good money to go over to see Celtic when a idiot like him nearly goes an mess my trip up. That was shocking. My Gf docent know much about football but she knew that the ref was a joke. Bigirishmac

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BIM...shame the game wasn't the best but a good 3 points and thats what matters. Hope your wallet took a battering at the shops ! Mrs E

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12 Feb 2012 12:00:24
rite ed so ma wee vera's dun her vajazzle bit n am waitin fur the unveilin ceremonie tae take place iz its aw hush hush, ( av jist goat this wee feeling thit cheryl cole mite be doin the openin cerimonies the nite) so anyway me n wee veras no talkin eftur oor argumint, well she insistit oan lettin me get a quik butchurs ae hur "landin patch" so she did n when ah went tae huv a look ah sade " ah thoat ye wur gonnae get the " countryside look" naw she says " ah goat talked intae the new " craig whyte " so me bein well dissapointit punched hur in the shereen nanjiani, n' sade av been waitin tae get that smug smile aff that wee fanny fur years!"
how cood ye possibly take a fence wae that.
wumen ye canny live wae thum n ye canny even smack thum in the nanjiani

ps she's telt me no tae pit this oan ma blug ed rite,its pittin me rite aff sex noo tae seein hiz wee coopin there, still the affro he's noo goat makes him look like DENZIL oot ae fools n hoursis.bfn ya bunch ah maddies,by the waey anybidy wantin tae see this escapade ye kin buy the fotie in all Qwality shoaps in posso it £1 a whack n fur the lifesize poster vershun its 50 pence ah no ah no..... {Ed003's Note - Good Lord ! }

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12 Feb 2012 19:09:14
anybody heard when the thai tims are comin to paradise?pmf1967

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Talked to a couple of stewards at game Saturday. Thai Tims are coming over in March, but we have two away games and two cup games only home game is against St Johnstone 31 March, looks like it will either be then or next home game in April after the split. Timalloy

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12 Feb 2012 18:59:22
Interview with Peter Lawwell on Radio Clyde tomorrow.

Jungle Bhoy.

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12 Feb 2012 18:38:19
I thought Id have a wee peek at what's happening with ra Sellik, I expected the Champions may have got a mention here or there but 6 of 1st 7 posts are Rangers orientated with the only exception the Portsmouth story which is a back up plan if Rangers fold oops actually all the posts have some form of Rangers theme.
Therefore how can some of you actually want Rangers to fold? Surely you would have far less fun being involved in a 1 horse race rather than a 2? Or no old firm games? I must be the exception but Beating Celtic is no fun if there rotn, give me a close title race every season with the banter that comes with it!
theglasgowranger

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Its a banter page so they tend to be either pokes at your teams misfortune or well you get the picture now? no? well away back to the other banter page then, who cares if your teams about to play against for few seasons not me, glad the sick bile of days we play your team are not around while you do a gretna and climb up through the leagues

only me HH

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Hush my man, i busy making jelly.

Joeshmo1888

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Haha ra sellik! this coming from one a ra peepel! we celtic fans are to busy laughing at the plight of youre shockingly run football club to worry about a one horse race. it amazes me that rangers fans are complaining about us laughing, as if they wouldnt if the shoe was on the other foot. i would miss the old firm games probs but baring that i say good riddance, so long and farewell

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It's funny how They all think the world will implode without them in it. From memory, I don't watch four games a year. I watch them all. I love watching us play against Aberdeen and Dundee United and the like, because it's Scottish Football. I don't stay up till 3am every Saturday or Sunday for Rangers. Rangers are merely a speck on the globe of Scottish football. And pretty soon with the aid of global warming the seas will rise and that speck will be no more. I can't wait for it.

GoldCoastBhoy

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What im saying is I expect and enjoy getn slated for all our financial troubles but would think u would prefer a s**t broke Rangers rather than none but then I thought wait a minute thats been our predicament for last half a decade and only SPL fixture joke has stopped us going for 5 in a row this season.
Can u imagine the lift we will get if the news is NOT as bad as media make out, only 12 wins from title 55 (thats if u dont drop any othr points so 10/12 will suffice!)
theglasgowranger

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12 Feb 2012 15:26:15
I've been really impressed by Danny Graham at Swansea this season.What do you make of him Ed?Do you think he could do a job for us and how much do you think it would cost to get him?

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed001's Note - decent player, but he would cost a lot considering they paid roughly £3.5m for him and he has increased his value with his performances. You are looking at well over 5m for him at least, but he could defo do a job in the SPL.}

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12 Feb 2012 13:35:48
Everyone seen the thing about Aaron Ramsey, everytime he scores someone famous dies the day after :D

Bin Laden, Gadaffi, kim jong il and now whitney houston

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12 Feb 2012 12:45:03
I see Frank Butcher spitting the dummy out about Samaras again ,when are the SFA going to shut this nobend up.......DH

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12 Feb 2012 12:28:26
skinnybhoy,ask your mummy if its ok.

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12 Feb 2012 08:50:48
Get the sunday paper today thay got all fans in it who where at the celtic game 52 page pull out am on page 6 thay are so clear thats why i got it,. Brillll? Celticbhoy

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What Sunday paper?.......DH

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12 Feb 2012 00:19:27
A lottery winner has just bought Glasgow Rangers!

His delighted wife was quoted as saying "f*** knows what he'd have done if he'dve got 4 numbers!"

Matt1888

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