Celtic Banter Archive May 11 2017

 

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11 May 2017 22:06:08
John Guidetti = Useless Fat Imposter of a footballer. Wrote something the other week about him talking nonsense about Celtic and the Scottish League. Well he has just cost Celta Vigo a place in the Europa League Final with at least two sitters! All talk and no bite has never been so evident.

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11 May 2017 22:59:36
Guys a total non entity. Bone idle and more worried about how he looks than how he plays. Muppet.

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12 May 2017 00:02:50
Said before about guidetti, he'll have played for a dozen clubs before he retires. going from club to club spouting garbage and producing very little on the pitch! I'm actually shocked he's lasted this long with the club he's at! Would have loved to have seen Celta go through but to be honest, because as much as I think guidetti talks crap I can't stand the sight of mourihno! Now there's a guy that talks one load of Craigy white!

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12 May 2017 11:06:33
I love mourinho.

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12 May 2017 11:12:50
Mourihno is a ****end!

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12 May 2017 11:21:01
Remember his porto team diving all over the place never forgive him for that.

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12 May 2017 15:06:01
Great reading , amazing stuff each day . Today a Celtic fan (? ) loves Mourinho.



Next week we will have an article by a Celtic fan praising Scottish referees.

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11 May 2017 19:38:19
Just saw a great typo on a rumour page, "Man Utd must raid title winners for this Β£1.7 million rated star" Picture of KT when I opened it, would that cash get you one of his amazing feet or is it his loan fee for a month? Get the feeling that KT would like to be around to get a testimonial. Good times, hopefully his wee bud Paddy sees where the grass is greenest too.

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12 May 2017 00:11:45
1.7m? what game do they want kieran for?

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12 May 2017 11:07:39
1.7 million wouldn't get you his left baw never mind his left foot.

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12 May 2017 15:10:25
Surely every Celtic fan has read often enough that K Tierney is not going anywhere at any price . How often is he going to have to say it .
Its bad enough for the anti SMSM to keep going on about but surely he shouldn't have to read it Celtic's fans Twitter accounts.

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11 May 2017 19:07:11
Ralston, Johnson and KT interview on Celtic tv is brilliant.
Not only is the future of Celtic exciting the prospect of a celtic/ Scotland team is exciting.
I think Ralston is a future captain
Our academy is only going to grow and become know as producing elite players by the end of Brendans tenure. This is what it feels to be CELTIC πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€.

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12 May 2017 10:36:50
Jim McIntyre is doing a great job with the development squad. would it be an idea to involve him in the 1st team set up (might be already) to learn from rodgers experience . as a future replacement for him . as with all tbe will in tbe world i think rodgers will leave before 10/ 11.in a row . (think financial backing will be vital )

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11 May 2017 18:55:50
Ed
Any chance you could post a link to the 'road to lisbon' cycle charity page?

My good pal and fellow 'island celt' is part of the cycle troop - they are cycling all the way to Lisbon for charity. Great cause - children with cancer.

If anyone can help out please make a donation or find the link on Facebook and copy the link to spread the word.

It's sounds like a right epic adventure

Hail hail
Good luck to the cyclists!

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{Ed007's Note - No probs pal,

mydonate.bt.com/fundraisers/theroadtolisbon

Well done to your mate (clap) it is a great cause and I'm sure our fantastic support will help them reach their target.

11 May 2017 20:39:56
Cheers ed
Really appreciated
I'll let him know your well wishes
100 plus miles a day!

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{Ed007's Note - It won't be easy, just think of the chafing 'down there' round the hairy brain! (ouch) I remember someone famous (was it Eddie Izzard?) doing a crazy cycling thing for Comic Relief and him moaning about it.}

11 May 2017 17:35:49
So what do we think on the title stripping argument? Being honest it never bothered me that much until this ludicrous same club nonsense came to pass. Now? The game has changed.

Following the trial of Craigy Bhoy one thing seems crystal clear, the SFA are complicit in granting a Euro licence to a club who had not met the criteria required. Seems the tax issue, the wee tax bill, made them a non starter. Given the 'social unrest declaration from Reagan, wow remember that, this guy should be moved on. But how?

To my mind this is manna from heaven for the resolution 12 guys. There can now be no doubt that the SFA, who all sevconians hate, bent over backwards to ensure there was a team in blue playing outa ibrokes. Now the big question. Celtic. Have we been holding our fire till this court case leaves no one in doubt? I hope so. We as a club must go as far as we can with this. Remember the EBT fiasco has also been exposed and hushed up. Tramp the dirt down.

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11 May 2017 18:14:47
GJ : back with a bang, on the money mate, I'm sure our club will have their own thoughts about all that has happened down ibrokes way . Whether they decide to dip their toe in the dirty water atm is another matter. It could be the long game is the real get path to take, get all the info and then throw the political sledge hammer at them in due course.

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11 May 2017 18:43:40
Good point GJ, although i don't think anything will be done as i see another admin/ liquid on the horizon, the same club tripe is the only thing they are clinging too, I can honestly say that im past it all now, We are decades ahead off then on and off the field, rather concentrate on us than them.

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11 May 2017 19:39:43
Is Craig Whyte on trial? I've not seen anything in the news, are you sure?

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12 May 2017 04:37:07
They cheated for over a decade and in normal circumstances would equate to losing the titles won during the cheating years ie lance armstrong . And i would think regans having a few sleepless nights the sfa were complicit in cheating celtic and a few other clubs out of money by granting a license that should never have been.

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12 may 2017 11:23:35
welcome back greenjhedi. so how many of you guys woke up this morning to find your self tagged in a social media article by deluded zombie mates? a so called leaked document from regan stating that no matter the out come of the big tax case , or any revelations of the whyte court case, there will be absolutely no titles stripped!

to me ( if the documents real ) this is a kick in the devina mcalls to the rest of scottish football and it's fans . they cheated! get over it! we know they cheated and helped! like it or lump it!

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