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11 Jan 2013 22:07:59
EXCLUSIVE !
Chico Green has applied to join the Women's League.
The Zombies' manageress, Sally McCoist, has been quoted as saying, we are well qualified as we field 22 t!ts every game.
Edimburgo
To be honest, McCoist has seen more f*nnies than any gaenacoligist in history.
chasaboy
11 Jan 2013 21:22:00
Some of the Rumours on these pages are as dodgy as the halions in the mature date dot com pictures ....TTTS
I take it you never got any luck yet then ??
I would like to post somthin witty and topical but i can't just sit back and let sally and chucles do it for me no need for wit or humour they two clowns do it best did you see sallies lip quiver even he knows its pantimime season
thommy j
Halion, i had to google that, a dragon from one of these computer games, come of it ttts, you must be getting different pictures than me or you are an awful lot younger . they all look ''fine'' to me except her with the inside oot glasses .. shammy
My point Shammy, I've dredged every bingo hall within a 3 mile radius and have yet to see one of these halions ....TTTS
11 Jan 2013 20:47:28
Just going back to one of the big highlights of 2012 Celtic v Barcelona
The Ballon D'Or awards this week had 5 Barcelona players in the team of the year (including the awards player of the year - Messi)
What an achievement going so close to the draw at the Nou Camp and actually beating them at Celtic Park :-)
With all the discussion about the EPL being the best league in the world, not one player in this team. I dare say its open to argument maybe RVP but would you drop Messi, Ronaldo or Falcao ?
Mrs E
The only people who believe that the epl is quality is the english the german and Spanish league are of better quality a don't think a would drop any of them though a would maybe have the dortmund defender hummels in for ramos
Dez
The EPL is the most over hyped sporting entity i have ever seen.At the moment the usual four suspects seem to be the only ones who can win it. Man city burst through, though Arsenal let them by lack of investment, and the rest are outsiders. There are lots of teams playing relatively meaningless games even at this stage, ticket prices are going through the roof thanks to ridiculous wages and this will eventually catch them out.sky, and every other commentator continually tell us it's the best in the world, sadly, some people believe it........green jhedi
Of the back 4 i think only ramos deserved to be there. i think there are better players than the other 3
BigBear
@3: all the professional footballers and coaches who voted (their votes make up the team) don't agree with you.
@4 talk about pointing out the obvious.
BigBear
11 Jan 2013 20:14:05
Not my joke (wish it was..)
After the Celtic share price rose dramatically in last few days, there is speculation that in "cider" trading may be at play.. lol Timalloy
11 Jan 2013 20:46:02
While visiting Boston in the summer, I took Mrs T to her first NFL game, after the game I asked how she had enjoyed it, she said "I loved watching all the gorgeous men in tight shorts, but what was all the fighting over 25cents" I was puzzled until she said "they tossed the coin then they all tried to get it back shouting get the QUARTER back" Hello she said even I know its only 25 cents"
Being Irish Catholic I have a soft spot for Notre Dame (Fighting Irish) but as we have relatives in Michigan I also like them.
One day I was watching Notre Dame v Michigan State when a neighbour asked which team I was rooting for, I replied "that is a hard one as it is the Church v The State"
Back home in Scotland, i bumped into my ex bear neighbour who told me that he could not get to the recent Sevco Elgin game but nobody wanted his freebie tickets, so when shopping at Braehead he left the 2 tickets under his windscreen wipers hoping someone would take them.
When he returned an hour later he found SIX more tickets there.....Timalloy (sorry ED007 GJ started it)
PS serious note now guys the Patriots have a BIG playoff game Sunday v Houston so as we have no game this weekend lets all say GO PATS....
Hoy Timalloy! Dont blame me............green jhedi
Not mine, from another forum.
Rangers attendance rates: it's like primark phoning up harrods and saying we're mobbed and your no get it up ye lol
Lenny
11 jan 2013 19:23:52
dont listen to clyde, nothing but snyde!keevins, johnstone dalziel.zombies all.
11 Jan 2013 19:20:35
just been over there, most of the posts are about leaving scottish football, some of them even deciding where to start . i've given up trying to make them see sense, so didn't even bother replying. what they're all too stupid to understand is this . unlike scottish football that did them a favour by letting a new club in . the english fa like uefa wil want to see three years audited accounts . so any bears reading this, forget it, you can't even think about it . you woud have to start at blue square level, and even if you won that you could'nt be promoted til 2017 til you have accounts in place. but the biggest stumbling block . england don't want you .. shammy
11 Jan 2013 20:08:28
First time posting just listened to bangers on radio saying rangers started season with understanding winners of s.f.l div 3 would be promoted to div 2 but now rules are being broken. At the risk of sounding stupid is the proposed league construction not going to consist of SPL1. SPL 2 SFL1 and SFL2 so the Bangers will be playing in SFL 2 next season {Ed007's Note - Welcome to the site.}
If they do their maths (we all know how the rangers like maths problems), they could actually be playing top flight football of some sort 6 months earlier than has been predicted . So again could be a form off bending the rules for them AGAIN .
Sorry for the capitals at the end ed I know how you do not like people to shout .lol
TamBhoy74
11 Jan 2013 19:00:01
Just seen Fat Boy on TV preaching to the masses . He really is a slimy piece of work with comments like " it's a slap in the coupon to our fans " . Aye like it was a severe kick in the Chuckies to creditors when old co saw fit not to pay them a single penny . Another thing seems to be cropping up with management, fans, and newco pundits every time they make a statement . " why weren't the biggest team in the country consulted " or " why wasn't the top team in the country asked round the table " . Too much Frosty Jack I think or are they still just deluded......DH
Deluded im afraid. They were not asked because....why would they ? they have no vote, chuckie sold it to beg for a licence. So much for take or punishment and enjoy the journey, i suspect that journey is becoming a bit tiresome........green jhedi
Jhedi, it will be more tiresome next season, when they have to do it all again, and for less money, same ticket prices ? and only 17 home games.. shammy
This self proclaimed 'top team/biggest club' know exactly why they are not being consulted or asked round the table.
I see Ally had learned nothing from the death threats received by the panel due to him asking 'Who are these people? I want to know who these people are' despite knowing exactly who they were.
I've said before, why do they not give an alternative when asked ? What is their definition of sporting intergrity ?
They have plenty to say but zero on this, nowt !
An absolute insult to the intelligence of any football fan that they would think anyone believes this drivel.
Chuckles and Ally have started to think they are god-like & untouchable at Ibrox with this attendance carry-on ~ Mrs E
I'm not sure about this but the SFL have a meeting to discuss the changes . I know they won't have a vote but you can bet Mcoists last Monster Munch ( pickled onion ) that Green will be there team handed in his pin striped gangster suit trying to bully any soft touch who is willing to listen to him .......DH
I agree with mccoist, his coupon looks as thou its been slapped about a few times
11 Jan 2013 18:48:26
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha it's the best one I've heard yet
From Sally on $7v ...."sporting integrity".....league reconstructors moving goalposts .......and wait for it
"The top club in the country not being consulted"
Stop believing in what you shovel with no finesse of your predecessor Wattigan.
Strange indeed that you complain about your supporters being walloped in the face at every turn round when your memory serves you short when your old now dead bigoted club kicked everybody in the nuts(some with more Zeal than others)
No one in Scottish football trusts you and your ilk
Green Judge
11 Jan 2013 17:43:14
Any truth in the rumour that if you want to know anything about The rangers they have a new search engine called GIGGLE?............green jhedi
11 Jan 2013 20:18:48
Hey GJ you are straying into wee Pat and myself's territory, we are watching (any more jokes without our approval will result in a visit from the "management") Timalloy/wee Pat incorporated
11 Jan 2013 16:53:45
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!, hee hee hee hee hee hee!!, haw haw haw haw haw haw haw!!!!!!!!!!!
just read Sally and Chuckies latest: They should be somehow promoted / sporting integrity!? and Welsh clubs kicked out EPL / sexual equality!?...............LMFAO!!!............kbt1978
Green has a case about sexual equality they are a shower of f*nnies
11 Jan 2013 16:44:43
Anyone else think someone need to shut charly brown up? I think the guy is a disgrace to have as a owner, spittin the dummy out cause people have said no...now the new one is sexual discrimination towards rangers cause they are not allowed to join the Epl or another league! Using the womans game as an example, saying that the belgian and I think dutch league have joined together to form a better league for womans football...the guy isn't only bringing our game down to his level again but he's dragging other leagues ad now the womans football league is getting dragged into his nonsense! I really hope someone has a word with him as he is making himself look like a boob, and also making sevco and allison mccoist look like boobs...UEFA just need to sit him in his high chair put a bib on and say 'eat your dinner silly little man stop throwing a tantrum when you don't like something or get your own way'. For this I think sevco should defo start in the lowest tier again!
11 Jan 2013 16:24:29
Charlie has defo lost the plot alltogether bigtime his, rants have been comical the last few months, today on taksport he said celtic(obsession with us)will be lucky to sell 25,000season tickets next season if the rangers not there& now for the belter lmao.....He is going to get cardiff and swansea kicked out premiership, if the rangers no allowed in....stevo
Yet another Greenism, I'm pretty sure Eufa will have all aspects of this covered, a pretty ham-fisted attempt at ensuring the undead get coverage in the daily's today ....Green Judge
All joking aside is it not time the S.F.A. done something about this clown.
Tambhoy
@2 although i don't agree with alot that he has said why should the sfa shut him up? he has the right to his opinion and celtic of all clubs should respect someones right to their opinion with some of the things your manager has said and hinted at.
BigBear
@3 Doe's he not bring the game into disrepute with some of the thing's he is saying IE Conference better than league HIS team are in, Swansea and Cardiff, he will attempt to get them thrown out of English league's if HIS team are not allowed in.The guy is a CLOWN and you people are bowing to his every word.
Tambhoy
11 Jan 2013 15:55:17
Harry Redknapp and arsene wenger have stated that they would like celtic and rangers to join the premier league and that they would back it wonder if it will happen with all the bother scottish football is in at the moment what you think
I think that you should give the source of the information Charles! LMAO
(SL)
I agree that Harry said that but I think you will find that Arsene Wenger said it would destroy scottish football.....Del Bhoy
(SL) it was said on tv earlier.
MgC
11 Jan 2013 15:44:50
can someone please tell me if the other side glasgow keep there histiory as i sick to death abouthearing they still 140 years old please put me out my misery as i work beside a couple zombies and they doing my head in duncitim
11 Jan 2013 13:25:04
Quote from the court jester in today's daily the ranger
"I could join the Conference and I would be in a higher league than I'm in. It doesn't matter to me (which league Rangers are in), " he added.
Obviously it does .
I'm getting bored with this mans my club is bigger than your club ranting every day now . He also forgot to mention Celtic when he was talking about average att as I believe only Man you and arsenal have a higher attendance than Celtic (selective statistics syndrome ) . Why does he not take his team and join the N.I league I'm sure them and linfield will have great arguments about who is or was the most successesful team ever .
TamBhoy74
Any Celtic good news must have a quote from Chuckie.He must be seen as the defender of The rangers at all costs.It seems pretty obvious he has something bothering him re finance.His latest rants about the EC of human rights re the female league in Belgium and Holland is just crazy. If i was a fan of The rangers i would be worried he pi**es UEFA off.............green jhedi
This from a guy who claims to have bought a ˜Club' that discriminated against Catholics for 120 years¦.. Absolute mortal embarrassment, what is the matter with him ? Mrs E
It was funny to begin with GJ but there comes a time it gets really boring . One of the reasons I have stopped buying the daily papers is because off these fools (re Hatly, keevens and and all the another peepul ) whom try to pass themselves off as journalists . Also the thing about Europe they do not really care who they upset as they have no European football to enjoy for at least another 2years .
TamBhoy74
Here you go charlie... Enjoy
1 Wrexham 27 14 8 5 53 28 25 50
2 Grimsby Town 26 13 9 4 43 19 24 48
3 Newport County 25 14 4 7 53 39 14 46
4 Forest Green Rovers 25 13 5 7 43 26 17 44
5 Luton Town 24 13 3 8 47 37 10 42
6 Kidderminster Harriers 26 11 8 7 37 23 14 41
7 Cambridge United 26 10 8 8 49 41 8 38
8 Dartford 27 11 5 11 44 41 3 38
9 Macclesfield Town 25 10 6 9 40 40 0 36
10 Mansfield Town 22 10 5 7 37 33 4 35
11 Hereford United 24 9 7 8 34 35 -1 34
12 Southport 26 9 7 10 43 49 -6 34
13 Hyde FC 26 9 5 12 41 39 2 32
14 Lincoln City FC 26 8 8 10 40 44 -4 32
15 Woking 25 10 2 13 42 53 -11 32
16 Alfreton Town 25 8 8 9 32 43 -11 32
17 Gateshead FC 25 7 10 8 30 32 -2 31
18 Tamworth 27 9 4 14 32 40 -8 31
19 Braintree Town 25 8 5 12 30 43 -13 29
20 Stockport County 25 7 7 11 34 42 -8 28
21 AFC Telford Utd 26 5 12 9 36 41 -5 27
22 Ebbsfleet United 25 5 9 11 36 51 -15 24
23 Nuneaton Town 25 5 9 11 29 44 -15 24
24 Barrow 25 5 8 12 27 49 -22 23
I'm not sure the conferance is a "bigger league then the 3rd" but if Rangers went to the conferance, I can't see them gaining 4 years of back to back promotions. Will bears really keep turning up to watch them struggle against Oxford United, Kidiminster, etc. It might take 10 years to get into the EPL and even then they might not stay there. Or if they did they might be more like to be at wigan, fulham or Norwich's level then Chelsea, Man you or Arsenal. Plus if they are in the EPL they would have to pay EPL wages.
Aaaah Mrs E - surprised at that comment!! Don't you think its time to move on and not to drag up the past? Skeletons are better left in the cupboard don't you think? You make some interesting and poignant comments on the football side when you want so please stick to these..........
(7.) This pantomine just gets better. I really will miss Charlie when he up's sticks back "t" Yorkshire. Honestly, everytime I hear one of his comment's I am virtually pi****g myself with laughter. Keep it up Cheesy Charlie you are bringing sunshine to my world.
SL
Aaaah @6, I just find it ironic that CG would claim to have bought the same ˜Club' and is crying about discrimination yet there was that 120 year policy and it is something that is still very prevalent among some, not all, supporters of the club.
I do apologise if I have hit a raw nerve ~ Mrs E
Hey up No6.
What's the dealio brother? You don't tell Mrs E what she can and can't say on here, she'll tell you and you'll like it my friend.
As the great lady says, raw nerve? I assume your happy to ignore that part of Rangers' (The original remix) history eh??
Are you Chico Verdi, you wanna pick and choose your history too? If you are mate, seriously do yourself a favour, jog on back t'Whippetland and take your insane ramblings with ya.
Shaunybhoy
Superb Shaunybhoy couldn't have put it better myself ! Pick & choose history or buy it ? I am saving to buy the renaissance period ! AbS
@6 Drag up the past ? Think you should ask Mr Bell at Ibrox if it is still in the past.
Tambhoy
11 Jan 2013 10:36:59
Looks as if Hoops is away. report that Norwich City are closing in on a deal and are confident Hooper will join them. that's taking the wind out of us a bit.
11 Jan 2013 09:32:55
Ed I hope it's not true, but, I'm living down in Norwich and their daily news claim a deal agreed with Celtic for Hooper and he just needs to sign on for £30k a week.
If he is leaving to go to a relegation battle and for only 30k a week shows he will do anything to leave us.
Ok, go back to your own side, gary hooper has never stated he wants to leave us or will do anything to leave us.
It is obvious he wants to play in the EPL like anyone, but he won't "do anything to leave us" people should stop trying to turn us against one of our beter players!
If he goes fair play to him, but celtic have a say in it too you know!
Just to follow up on this rumour, just heard on Bbc Norwich from Chris Hughton rubbishing the story in the Norwich press saying they probably can't afford Hooper.
CeltStu
11 Jan 2013 12:04:22
the the rangers say brechin or elgin whoever it was don't have a case for a claim, because they had a temporary license from july til august . fair enough. but chuckles is in the papers today saying they were not members during that period, and is using that fact to sue ex players for breach of contract . if they were not members the players couldn't transfer. will the lies ever stop .. shammy
He has no chance with the players mentioned. they were employed by the liquidated company. when a company goes into liquidation staff lose their jobs ori if a new company buys the assets they can be offered their old job back. eg: staff at comet told it will close jobs are going, currys buys over stores after comet goes bust, offers old comet staff same positions as before but working for currys. chuckles is keeping me amused, he is talking so much mince he does not know what is true and what is false
11 Jan 2013 11:24:26
Just caught chuckles on talk s**ite more fantasy talk get this join the conference ha don't think the penny has dropped that they would have no say in any talks either what a nugget comedy central on a daily basis
Gally(ps the 2 self proclaimed voices of football in the studio lapped up his performance)
Keys and Gray are a pair of d*cks though mate, I'm sure everyone knows that now. One of them gets his kicks by talking filthy too girls half his age, that's how he lost his job at Sly. The other one with the hairy Robin Williams hands wasn't much better either. 2 old perverts.
Ah, at last the reason why Gray was the cheerleader in chief at the The rangers "birthday party". He has obviously been tapped up and promised Chuckie will grant him interviews, he talks to no one else bar the the rangers media outlets.When talksh**e employed these two dinosaurs i was stunned, they are terrible broadcasters and terrible human beings...............green jhedi
You couldnt make up the drivel spouted it was laughable how the pair of them hung on every word out of chuckles. They genuinely thought he was onto something with the sexism quips that odious pair would have plenty previous on that score to put it mildly.One woman we know would sort them out our very own Mrs E
11 Jan 2013 10:28:12
It will come as no surprise to anyone that Mark Hateley thinks that The rangers should be included in the reconstruction talks.It seems that it's absolutely vital that trust between the clubs is rebuilt.I wonder if Hateley thought about trust when Green was telling all and sundry how cash rich his NEW CLUB would be after shafting hundreds of creditors? Might a few clubs still have that in mind when it comes to The rangers? Now this new system is not without it's flaws, tried twice in Europe and scrapped, but this is a different country with a unique demographic. Can the Pro The rangers lobby not understand that? He questions, fairly, if the required amount of games can be completed on time given our strange weather, and the proposed split causes him concern. He then sends his argument spiralling into farce.He questions if clubs in the central group of the split can be trusted to "show discipline in the January transfer window not embark on a financial boom or bust in a desperate bid to reach the top flight" Err let me think, has any other club tried that and found themselves in over their heads, debt rising to unsustainable levels, hawking themselves to any buyer before liquidating? Rings a bell eh Mark? So if a rogue club did get into debt chasing the dream then the SFA and the rest have given them the golden ticket. Liquidate, buy your history and emerge debt free and free to join in any vote that the future might bring. As you say Mark"the goalposts have been moved so let The rangers into the talks". Right at the end of this nonsense the old arrogance and selective memory of The rangers surfaces." Rangers have taken their medicine for the pains of the past and are rebuilding to remain healthy for the future" is the kicker.Wrong Mark.The rangers said they would take their medicine but like a child being forced syrup of figs they have bitched and moaned at every opportunity!............green jhedi
Absolutely and i hope that if the rangers continue to insist there is a status quo, i hope that every creditor of the oldco goes after them for all owed including interest. if chuckles want to remain the same then pay your bills you tube, you can't have it both ways chuckles
11 Jan 2013 08:59:48
and tv are saying norwich are very close to completing a deal for gary hooper. I know the E.P.L is much better than the S.P.L but come on gary norwich city really.........
This is a harsh reality, but norwich will pay him more than we can afford, and he will get more attention in england for a cap call up. man u, chelski, man c, arsenal and maybe spurs and liverpool are the only teams from england that could do what we've done this season, last 16 cl . i don't think he would get a game for any of them. if he goes to norwich then it's for money and recognition . sadly we can't compete with that . we get about £1.5m for winning spl . they get £30 odd million for being relegated { that's cl money } for failure . .. shammy
11 Jan 2013 07:52:12
On Hooper in talks with Norwich.
Hardly a step up in his career if it happens
I posted a while ago that until these thick players realise that their agents only look to move them on for their own commission.I think Hooper would be mad to move to a, and i mean no disrespect here, lesser EPL side.I think we all know he will move on but if Norwich are the level of club he is attracting why not go at the end of next season? By that time he will have more European experience, increased his goals ratio and will have increased his wages while he waits............green jhedi
11 Jan 2013 13:15:29
Chris Hughton denies Norwich offer for Hooper, says "we will always be linked with players". He also more it less says any new players must improve his squad and be good enough to get in his team. Good, I hope you don't like him till next season at the earliest Chris. Keep up the good work Ed. Brilliant site. Andymac.
11 Jan 2013 07:27:38
Not content with stating they will not play in the SPL, now CG is threatening to pull the walking dead out of Scottish Football. The same Scottish Football who bent over backwards and stepped over a lot of ambitious clubs to get the admin amateurs into the the SFL. Great show of committment to the cause there Charlie Boy. Yes, they have every right to explore all possible avaenues to improve (as has every club in the world) but these things should be done in private. CG desperately needs to keep his wee boys club in the public domain to keep pushing the shares. (Not that all these stupid comments are an incentive to buy into them)
It's his get out card. Did you read what Paul Murray said about Chuckles using his influence, hilarious, message to Paul, he has no influence you fool
Bud the shares are sold, they can't make any more from that avenue. any shares exchanged now, the money goes to the seller, not the the rangers. as for leaving scotland . saint peter would have us out of here next season given the chance to play in england . and who would blame him . our turnover this season will be around £60/70m, in epl £100/110m .. shammy
11 Jan 2013 07:07:37
Saw Mrs E's comment about CG. Quite correct. It is very easy to criticise but all criticism should be accompanied by an alternative suggestion. Not CG - moan, complain about unfair treatment, threaten. Nothing much changed then with Newco eh?
TinyTim