Celtic Banter Archive January 11 2012

11 Jan 2012 23:20:01
Anyone heard anything about Jeff Winter? Apparently he's been saying some shocking things on his website, if it's not been hacked he could be in serious bother!

Craig {Ed007's Note - He is a rat. Ignore him Craig, he isn't worth it mate.}

That would be offensive to rats ed mate lol. Yeah i know the attention seeking vile person ain't worth it.. but this seems to be gathering pace

Craig {Ed007's Note - Anyone with his attitude deserves to be took to task over those kind of comments. The law will sort him out hopefully.}

11 Jan 2012 22:34:26
I can without a question of any doubt confirm that for the next month we will be bombarded from everything from pele to come back on loan from Viagra utd. To Craig S&&te offering to become a silent partner in CEltic, seriously guys please cut out the s**t eh??
CB

11 Jan 2012 21:53:08
Guys help me out here who won the Scottish league cup in 1999 ??
CB {Ed007's Note - Rangers beat St Johnstone 2-1 at Celtic Park in the final CB.}

No that's what I said there was no cup in 99 seriously ed {Ed007's Note - *groan* because it was played in November '98. That is poor, really poor, even Tim wouldn't come out with that :-)

Bet u got that from Wikipedia {Ed007's Note - Who me? Never. I don't use Wikipedia for anything. If it was on Wiki my house was on fire I would wait until the hairs on my a55 were singing before phoning the fire brigade. Do not use Wikipedia as a source for anything!}

Wasn't me was a thing going around on the t**tter thought I could ask the man in the know. I only got the answer two secs before you posted your comment I'm pretty peed aff too soz bud
CB {Ed007's Note - Stay off Twatter then!!!!}

11 Jan 2012 21:50:30
Just watched the Liverpool man city match and if andy Carroll is worth 35 million then hooper must be worth 40, it just shows how much stupid money there is in the epl, {Ed007's Note - It was a complicated deal, basically Chelsea bought Carroll for LFC so they could get Torres *snigger*}

True city were pi5h, for all that cash too it's a crime.
CB {Ed007's Note - Good enough for them.}

Yeah I'm sure you were devasted at that one Ed ;)
CB {Ed007's Note - It was one of the worst games I have watched recently, imagine sitting at the Emptihad for that?}

11 Jan 2012 18:36:45
I was present at a meeting for Robbie Keane's/Brian Keher's Club (Crumlin United) on Monday night. I am still trying to digest the gravity of the disclosures at the meeting. Some of the disclosures as follows; The Clubs Directors have not held an AGM for 9 years. This meeting was only called as a reaction to a meeting called by some Club Volunteers to discuss some of the issues that have come to light within the Club. The Clubs Directors have not produced any financial statements to the Club members in this time. The Clubs Directors would not allow anyone at the meeting to see the Clubs Constitution, but said it was over 30 years old and was years ahead of its time in its foresight! One of the Clubs Directors openly admitted loaning €135,000 (outstanding) of Club funds to a friend. One of the Clubs Directors admitted that he would not be able to source receipts for everything. One of the Clubs Directors said there was an audit been carried out as we speak but did not reveal who was carrying this audit out. The Clubs Directors would not agree to an EGM to be held and said they would have an AGM in June. Attempts were made at the meeting to silence speakers (Club Volunteers) who had questions to ask. Additionally, attempts were made to finish the meeting without any explanation given by Clubs Directors on the issues aforementioned. I have posted this thread to highlight to the Football People in this country that lots of good work is been done to develop our young players on a Voluntary basis, but unfortunately, things are not always as they seem. As a Club Volunteer Manager I now have to look at my position within the Club and decide what is the best course of action for me to take. {Ed007's Note - That doesn't sound too good mate, good luck with things in the future.}

11 Jan 2012 18:31:59
ED007 I am getting pelters on Rangers site (nothing new there!) but all I did was tell the truth. My Rangers pal swears story about season tickets is true and that letters will go out telling fans of this.
I also posted that Rangers head of operations Mr Ali Russell had said in press (Evening Times tonight) that they were looking to go back and look at plans to regenerate G51 area round Ibrox stadium.
This is clearly a "smoke and mirrors" story because we all know these plans surfaced some time ago and it would take many millions for it to come to fruition. There are NO backers in place, planning permission has expired and no casino can be built on site, so why put this out now?
All the bears are actually AGREEING that the story is NONSENSE, but are dissing ME, instead of people at Rangers and tame journalists who printed the story.
If I said Glasgow was on the Clyde, all the bears would still say I was wrong. ha ha Timalloy {Ed007's Note - The story in the ET is nonsense. As for the ST money, like I said a few people have told me about that. My uncle is in the USA just now though so I can't ask him to confirm it, but it does sound like the kind of move Whyte would/needs to make. I'm sure you won't lose any sleep over your Rangers Supporters Club dissing you ;-)

Think this is common knowledge mate. It was openly discused on Unreal Radio fone in last nite (by none other than BFDJ) and I'd heard about it a few days ago on another blog so assume it was out there already.

Direct any doubter (or densers) to the Unreal Radio webiste where they can check it oot themselves.
HH
/BB

Hey Tim pal, if YOU'D have told them they were going to sign a Spaniard for £2m you'd have got told to get tae, but Traynor does it.......perception my friend.

Or maybe your not so good at the softly-softly lol?

Ah well, every cloud has a silver trophy or summat like that eh.

Shaunybhoy

All the bears that is giving you pelters Tim is zero. They are one that disagrees with you but they are not giving you pelters. As for the season tickets payments. I've heard that Craig Whyte wants to bring the way it was previous ( pay in full or over 3months ) instead of the option of spreading it over 6 months.

PS Timalloy I'm not giving you pelters lol.
FF81

Tim..never you mind the unfriendly bears ! I have someone on my facebook dissing Liverpool for no other reason other than they hate the song YNWA.. IQ challenged springs to mind. Ed before you say anything about Liverpool, they have added - only other team they hate more is Man Utd & their fans. ~ Mrs E {Ed007's Note - But Chelsea are sssooo good by any chance?}

ED007, FF81 we all knew story was nonsense so why would Rangers bigwig ali Russel put his name to it and why would ET print it if not to give false hope to all the bears regarding money being available. Timalloy
PS ED007 the more my name is mentioned on bears page the more I win. For the life of me cannot understand why they dislike me? Do you think it is something I said? Tax Case? Administration? Court cases? {Ed007's Note - Some of them don't even like themselves if you read the site! If you don't say that everything is hunk dory you must be a Tim, brilliant lol. I thought it was us that were meant to be the paranoid ones?}

Mrs E rise above it. They must think it was started by Celtic fans and Liverpool fans copied them lol. Ed do Iread that right? You are shouting for Chelsea lol .
FF81

PS Mrs E, Mr E must be lonely with you on this site, Facebook and twitter lol. Only kidding. Any time he wants to get a bit of piece and wants to go to the football give me a shout and I will get him a ticket for the game blue brothers lol.
FF81 {Ed007's Note - That'll be right FF81, I'll leave the Chelsea loving to your 'blue brothers' :-)

I do rise above it FF81...that's just stupidity at its best ! Liverpool had the last word tonight anyway ha..

I don't actually think i'm on facebook & twitter that much lol...how else am I supposed to keep up with current affairs ?

Mr E works nights so he's not a facebook widower :) Mrs E

11 Jan 2012 14:35:07
hi ed wee pat here youl never guess who jist walked intae the heid.........
only wee craigo wae a bit a skirt.
looks awrite tae...(mind you av been in here fur 4 hoors ed)
so am listenin in tae thur convursashun iz wee craigo blanked me wen a tried tae buy him a shammy,
(the wee bawbag)....
so heres the confab...
" noo listun hen surely we kin talk this owerowur like the weans we act?
" see when they liftit yur face did they block yur ears aff ah waant hauf,no 40, no 30 hauf fifty pur cent ya wee baloon....
" kim kim calm doon thers scope fur discushun dolldae ye yhink yir talkin tae the tax man?
" kim ye no thit ah stul luv ye its jist thit sumtimes in life we huv tae moov on darlin"
"move oan craigo thatl be shinin brite pal ah huv mooved oan n' ma new boay friends 6 feet tall n his eyebroos dont meet in the middle eithur.n' anuthir thing whitey whit huv ye dun tae yur face it wiz nevur like that before,mind you ye hid munie before!"
"look kimmy babe av goat a new burd noo her names sally n she's evur sae sweet n bald bit a very carin persun aw the same."
listun buy me anithur drink ya miseruble wee s**te afore ah nut ye..ahm aff tae the bog...
to be resumed {Ed007's Note - Good to hear from you Pat :-)

When you get out of BarL Pat??
TT88

11 Jan 2012 13:16:02
Is Cha Du Rai celtic class? Please vote by using AGREE or DISAGREE

Maybes aye maybes no
Kenny D

Wot exactly is Celtic or Rangers class, playing i the SPL? then i wud say yes, he's more than capable.

Drew

11 Jan 2012 11:10:55
In some papers trappatoni is being criticised for telliling stokes theres no chance of him playing in the Euro 2012.
Don't get me wrong I think stokes is a great striker for the tims but after telling trappatoni he was "tired" poor wee soul, I'd certainly not let him play in the big games so sorry stokey ur ship has sailed bud.
CB

U not think that's a bit harsh CB?

Pretty sure there were others who were "too tired" to turn up to that tournie and they've been let back in. What makes Stokesy so different?

I said the same to my mate the other day, if Trappa is daft enough to take Keane, Doyle, ShLong & Cox, and not take Stokesy he'll get what he deserves in the Euros.

Just my opinion of course.

Shaunybhoy

Stokes was in and out of the Celtic team last season so i dont know how he cud claim he was tired. Im afraid he's burned his bridges with his national squad.

Drew

If you were a manager and had a pointless tournament to play in you,d want all your boys in for sure aye?
So when you get a call from a guy who's fighting for his place in the team call you n say " I'm too tired" what would you honestly do??
I know at my work if I called up and said I was too tired to come in Im 100% sure I wouldn't have to worry about being too tired in the future as I'd get my P45 and punted!!
CB

11 Jan 2012 00:39:41
How bad are rankers scouts they just say they're intrested in eveyone we are COME ON get ur own players

They at it again, gotta keep bears happy, what bout the 2 mill spaniard fat traynor says they are after lol

Is that not what Celtic done with Rangers targets a few season ago lol...............Glen Loovens ring any bells

Shame u guys didnt get him he's pi5h

Kris commons was a rangers Target