Celtic Banter Archive August 11 2013

11 Aug 2013 22:31:31
Hope we do get finnbogason. Been looking at clips of him and he looks the part. Noticed if we do get him he'll be the second finnbogason at celtic. He played during the strachan era, loaned out tae queens park, broke his foot. returned to the celtic youth team, he scored 28 goals in 20 apps but nva appeared for the 1st team.

That was Kjartan who played for Celtic, signed in 2005 along with Teddy Bjarnason. It's Alfie that Celtic are currently linked with.

Kjarten Henry Finnbogason, Teddy Bjarnasson got some game time, remember him cracking the bar and looking quite good, ., .kbarry

11 Aug 2013 21:18:37
Just been watching you tube and how I miss the days of king henrik big bad john and Sutton still get mega excited seeing them in the hoops
Gordybhoy44

11 Aug 2013 20:38:30
Update on Finnbogason. There has been contact between Celtic and Heerenveen although no bid has offically been made. It's expected Heerenveen will point blank reject anything under $4.5m, so I'm worried about the clubs likelihood to put in a decent bid. Also, he's away with Iceland on national duty at the moment, so we would also struggle to sign him in time to face this Kazak mob. {Ed007's Note - He can sign any time and be registered between now and 23.00 the night before the first leg.}

11 Aug 2013 19:19:02
Just watched a 21year old player from saudi arabian club Al-ain, would fit right into our team creative mid(lubo)Lennon should maybe of heard of this boy Omar Abdulrahman, ., .kbarry {Ed007's Note - I'd imagine he will have heard of him, most of the English and European big spenders are tracking him.

What a player how much is he worth! Exactly what we need

Kieran

Oh well that's that! didn't realise he'd been tracked already. Which clubs ed?, ., .kbarry {Ed001's Note - Real Madrid, Barcelona, Manchester United, Manchester City, Arsenal and Spurs have all been for a look at him and keep tabs on him.}

What a player that vid gives you goose bumps

Rangobango

11 Aug 2013 17:47:52
I will be disgusted if we don't pay for Finbogasson, the money we'v taken in from selling players and the Champ league, taking the piss out the fans if we don't. Also feel Griffiths would have been worth a punt for the money he's already scoring for Wolves, get Doyle ta fook he's not scored since 19canteen.

11 Aug 2013 13:40:15
Celtic closing in on two new players for tomorrow. Going to be very busy today. I suspect one of the players is Alfred Finnbogason.

~seamus~

11 Aug 2013 10:25:57
The papers are reporting that Chuckles Green wants a TV debate about the problems at Rangers. The Jeremy Kyle show springs to mind. JK

Traditionally they didn't wash their dirty laundry in public. This guy wants to wave the orange y-fronts with a hole at the balls and skid marks down the back from a flag pole in the centre circle of Ibrox. You've got to love the guy. Oh, by the way - I don't think you ever did answer ra bomber's question, whose name is on the title deeds?
Plenty of laughs left in this pantomime!

@1, should be just in time for the panto season. Such fun.

I'd love to see them on Jeremy Kyle! That guy is hilarious!

Melb Bhoy

11 Aug 2013 08:48:03
What a great day to be a Tim got a feeling signing are on the way larbhoy

11 Aug 2013 03:21:11
Ally McCoist - The Facebook Years.

May 6 2011 12.02pm Ally McCoist adds Craig Whyte as friend.
June 2011 11.42am: Well that's me in the big job now. I promise we will play a positive formation all the time, no silly cup defeats and I'll never try and make an excuse for a bad performance.
June 2011 11.46am: Ally McCoist went from single to being in a relationship with Craig Whyte.
October 21 2011 Ally McCoist: It's great, it's smashing, me and Craig have a good working relationship.
November 14 2011 4.59pm Craig Whyte: Hi Ally I think I left my pen on top of the deeds folder, it's beside the Arsenal shares. Where are they kept again?
November 14 2011 5.02pm Ally McCoist: Lol, whit are you like? It's in the Blue Room cupboard, WATP!
November 14 2011 5.03pm Ally McCoist: Craig, your pen's in my room ya rocket. :)
November 14 2011 5.04pm Ally McCoist: Craig?
February 13 2012 6.07pm Ally McCoist: is sad :Admin, gutted. :(
February 14 2012 9.02pm Ally McCoist is listening to We Don't Talk Anymore by Cliff Richard and Walking Away by Craig David on Soundcloud
February 15 2012 4.33pm Ally McCoist: We don't do walking away!
February 22 2012 9.04am Ally McCoist: Craig ya wee b****** where are the Arsenal shares?
February 22 2012 9.05am Ally McCoist went from in a relationship to single.
February 22 2012 9.06am Ally McCoist deleted Craig Whyte as a friend.
May 13 2012 1.13pm Ally McCoist adds Charles Green as a friend.
June 13 2012 11.52pm Ally McCoist: Is at James Traynor's house. :Getting sick of all these press leaks.
June 14 2012 3.42 pm Ally McCoist: CVA scunnered :(
June 14 2012 4.16pm Ally McCoist went from single to being in a relationship with Charles Green.
June 14 2012 4.17pm Neil Lennon: Awwww, I'm glad you found someone. :)
June 14 2012 4.18pm Ally McCoist: :)
June 14 2012 5.22pm Walter Smith: Don't worry we've put a bid in.
June 14 2012 5.23pm Ally McCoist went from in a relationship to it's complicated.
June 14 2012 5.24pm Neil Lennon: Eh?
June 19 2012 11.43am Walter Smith: :(
June 19 2012 11.44am Ally McCoist went from it's complicated to in a relationship with Charles Green.
July 17 2012 7.49pm Ally McCoist: Yay! Just won the Champions League on Champ Manager, that Matt McKay is a great player.
August 25 9.42pm Ally McCoist: What's the best road for Berwick?
August 25 9.44pm Neil Lennon: Dunno, haven't been down there for years.
December 21 10.02am Ally McCoist: Charles is forthright and opinionated, I'd rather have him that way. The difference between Charles and the man who was in place before him is like night and day.
December 21 2012 6.04pm Neil Lennon: Awwww. Sorry I was busy earlier talking to the press about us drawing Juventus yesterday.
March 7 2013 12.22pm Charles Green: This is the worst Rangers team ever!
March 8 2013 2.37pm Ally McCoist: He was 100% right in what he was saying. He was trying to give everybody a realistic idea of where we are at the moment and he was spot on.
March 8 2013 4.14pm Annan Athletic FC: We're gonnae hump ye the morra!
March 8 2013 4.15pm Ally McCoist: LMAO!
March 9 2013 6.18pm Annan Athletic FC: Told ye!
March 9 2013 6.19pm Ally McCoist deleted Annan Athletic FC as a friend.
March 30 2013 7.42pm Ally McCoist joins the So You've Just Been Handed A £350,000 Bonus For Doing The Square Root Of F*** All page.
April 7 2013 8.16am Charles Green: And I'll say to him, how's my little P**i friend?
April 7 2013 8.19am Ally McCoist joins Show Racism The Red Card page.
April 7 2013 5.42pm Ally McCoist: Charles don't call my team rubbish ya w*****. I'm not sure how many titles Charles has won in his career but I've been very fortunate to win 14 at our football club, including as assistant manager.
April 7 2013 5.44pm Ally McCoist went from in a relationship to single.
April 7 2013 5.45pm Ally McCoist deleted Charles Green as a friend.
April 7 2013 5.52pm Neil Lennon: Awwww, hugs xoxoxoxo
April 24 2013 11.02am Ally McCoist adds Craig Mather as a friend.
April 24 2013 11.04am Ally McCoist went from being single to in a relationship with Craig Mather.
April 24 2013 11.05am Ally McCoist: It's just interim but we'll see how it goes. :)
April 24 2013 11.19am Neil Lennon: Fingers crossed for you, third time lucky :)
May 4 2013 10.46am: Ally McCoist: If I am going to be totally selfish about it, I would have to spend it to get out of the division and keep me, Ian Durrant, Kenny McDowall and the rest of the staff in a job.
May 4 2013 10.47am Ian Durrant and Kenny McDowall: Like this.
August 3 2013 9.42am Ally McCoist joins the tv Weather page.
August 3 2013 2.41pm Ally McCoist: Is at Forfar Athletic FC. Weather fine, no excuses today.
August 3 2013 5.42pm Ally McCoist is embarrassed at Charles Green.
August 7 2013 3.22pm Ally McCoist: I'm in regular discussions with Craig, (not that Craig lol) normally on a daily basis and normally a good few times each day. We speak regularly, we meet regularly, and I've been speaking to him as you would expect. As I've said all along, the chief executive and the manager is arguably the biggest working relationship in the club and it's safe to say and see that we are absolutely getting on fine.
August 8 2013 9.13pm Ally McCoist is at Rangers meeting. Yay! Charles is going to get his arse kicked. :)
August 8 2013 11.33pm Neil Lennon: :) Sorry I'd have got back to you earlier but I was looking at clips of our potential Champs League opponents, fingers crossed for Karaganda.
August 8 2013 11.44pm Ally McCoist: WTF! Did Stockbridge say we only had £10m in the bank?
August 8 2013 11.59 Ally McCoist is invited to attend Admin 2: This time it's for real! February 2014
Yes No Maybe

Gaz

Oh my god! That is just brilliant lmfao
Even the low lifes on the other site would laugh at that lol well a couple might anyway!

Pure brilliant!

Nice one Gaz, but you've got way too much time on your hands, mate!

Absolutely fantastic lmfao mwwwwaaahahah

Well done gaz, brilliant lmao.
couldn't find the fat one's facebook page anywhere though, musta blocked and deleted me too :D

Lol Frankie he might think your part of Annan coming back for another laugh.

Gaz

@1) I posted it on their page too but I don't think it was mainly taken as fun, humour bypasses, often the first casuality of a near admin experience :)

Gaz

10 Aug 2013 18:04:46
Hi ed, Great work as usual mate, quick question I know we need signings etc, but I more concerned about who is here at the moment can you update me on injuries please and who might be ready for ECL play off?
Rayman {Ed007's Note - It's a bit early to be worrying about that Rayman.}

11 Aug 2013 00:28:20
noticed this season no mention of world record crowds and sell outs at the dustbowl still unbelievable they had triallists today when they have signed wonder if the ref was a top rated official or do they just come in if the pieman is struggling

They're now copying old RFC with the shirt badge instead of TRIFC.

There's also 5 stars. For five EBT SPL titles won during the 11 years of EBT tax evasion.

But retired judge Lord Nimmo-Smith says £47m tax evasion doesn't give you sporting advantage over honest social tax paying teams in Scottish football. How does Aberdeen, Hearts, Motherwell, Dundee Utd, Hibs, . All feel about that? HMRC are now saying its £80m.

Good to see their boycott on. Only 50% seats taken at Ibroken today. Deady bears wiseing up on their health and safety. Or is it a protest on the stolen charity game money? It's doesn't get much lower.