Celtic Banter Archive October 10 2011

10 Oct 2011 22:43:58
Billy the G@r was walking his dog one day, when he spots an old lamp. He bends down to pick it up, and starts to rub it to clean it.
Suddenly, a genie appears and says "I am the cut price genie. I grant but one wish"
Billy thinks for a while and then says "Make my dog, 'Sally' win Crufts"
The genie looks at Sally and says "Don't be stupid, look at the thing. It's mangy and bald, its got fleas, its got a bit missing from one ear, it limps and it smells. I might be a genie, but I'm not a feckin miracle worker"
"Alright then", says Billy " Make Rangers win the League this year"
The genie stops for a moment, then says "Lets have another look at that dog again?" Lol, another belter!
..........Miko

Is it not a bit silly Mikhailichenko that you would post a joke with a punchline like that considering we have won the league the last 3 years on the trot?? You are a tad thick but everyone on both pages knows that! Ger54 {Ed007's Note - I'd say that name you gave Miko proves the silly one in it all, grow up.}

10 Oct 2011 20:47:11
Hi ed. How u keeping? What about lenny for the northern Ireland job along side the Celtic job? Haha. Kyle laughatme will be remembered in the football world for faking injury and getting Charlie send off. The word tramp comes to mind. Bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - I'm doing well thanks BIM mate.}

Or the hat trick on the great last day of last season. jmgers {Ed007's Note - You do know that Hooper has only scored 8 less goals for CFC than Kylie has for Rangers? This is Hooper's second season in Scotland and Kylie's fourth. Laugherty has 35 goals in 124 games, Hooper has 27 in 48 games. Hooper is also a year younger and cost less money.}

Whits hooper got to do with it i was giving a reply to the op and there you go getting all offended ed
jmgers {Ed007's Note - It is a continuation of a thread that has been running all day, I am not offended in any way. You go and ask any fan of another team what they remember of Laugherty and there won't be many that say a hat trick from the last game of last season. It's hardly memorable apart from with Rangers fans so your answer was void anyway. Even to the point that in his 4 years at the club that is his most memorable thing he has done? You sure waited long enough for him to do anything memorable, the rest of Scottish football remember him cheating.}

And Hooper's s**te ed, accept it, get over it. Celtic are the 3rd force. Dry your eyes mate and stop sounding so bitter. {Ed007's Note - If he is s**te then what does that make Laugherty? The only one sounding bitter is you, but I wouldn't expect anything less, so wipe your chin and put your crayons away for the night, there's a good boy.}

So when he took a dive against the mighty aberdeen is a bigger deal tthan scoring that hat trick come on ed play the game
jmgers {Ed007's Note - What is more remembered throughout Scottish football? In England if you mention his name that is what he is associated with.}

Ed i dont care what people in england think of him what matters up here is winning the title and the players who contribute in doing so Lafferty has done that and if you want to bring hooper in to it he hasn't
jmgers {Ed007's Note - YAAAWWWNN. If you read back about the what was said about Kylie today you will see how petty that you bringing up the league is. We were discussing his ability, please try to keep up before commenting with the same old tired stuff. By the way Hooper is playing in Europe this year, is Laugherty?}

So you speak for the whole of England now. You keep comparing Hooper to Lafferty. You seem to think this boy Hooper is some kind of magician. By the way you put yourself accross ed i take it you think Hooper is Sceptic's best striker?? If so compare him to Rangers best striker, the one and only Nikica Jelavic. No comparison is there, Jelavic is soooo much better than Hooper in every way. {Ed007's Note - I do speak to people from England on a daily basis. Wasn't the one and only Chesney Hawkes? Imagine even using that in a sentence LMAO. Have you ever thought about going into TV presenting, your cheesiness would be a winner with people who remember 80s variety shows.}

Sorry for boring you with anything positive about rangers or our players ed i was just responding to the op and i wont mention winning the league again as that clearly bores you im away to do a nightshift now but next time i post i will mention the tax case or something riviting like that to help keep you awake ed goodnight
jmgers {Ed007's Note - Missing you already ;-)

Well ed would it be fair to suggest that a certain mr lennon would be remembered for the same thing? Re: juanjo at pittodrie or has that escaped your memory? {Ed007's Note - What? Are you even attempting to be serious? Is that the most memorable thing NL has ever done in Scottish football? For God's sake how boring and sad are some people? With the Rangers fans perverse infatuation with NL you probably have a list of things, PLEASE don't post it, you are boring us enough already. Calm down and take a deep breath, we all know how excited Rangers fans get thinking about him, it is verging on the macabre. I take it you are one of his devoted followers that hates him more than you actually love Rangers? Is it a jealousy thing? If we can't have him nobody will??}

What was wrong with the 1980's or Chesney Hawkes?? Alright i'll give you the Chesney Hawks one lol. {Ed007's Note - I heard his mole left him and set out on it's own, that is where that munter Biffa Cole came from.}

Jealous? behave yourself ed i was only pointing out the fact that you said lafferty was mostly remembered for (in your own words) "cheating" i was asking if thats how you see him then you must remember neil lennon doing the exact same thing and therefor must hold him in the same regard. as to your rant about me hating your manager then i think you have to take a deep breath and calm down {Ed007's Note - I am perfectly calm. If that is the most memorable thing that NL has done in your eyes then I pity you. Of course I remember it, but it is nowhere near the first thing that comes into anyone's mind when asked about him.}

Ed neil lennon will be remembered for many shamefull acts look back on his celtic career you cant deny it and that does not include his spell as manager

10 Oct 2011 19:28:04
Just a wee note on the Kyle Lafferty debate. On his day he is unplayable, fast, strong, quick feet for a big lad, good in the air and works his socks off. Other time's though you would think the guy never seen a football before. Seems to be adding consistency to his game now though. {Ed007's Note - You can be consistently bad as well so technically he has been consistent for years.}

Consistently firing the goals to win Gers the title. I reckon he'll take a couple off Sceptic in the next OF game. Sweden's answer to Bert Konterman aka Majstorovic will be s**tting bricks at facing big Laffs & Jelavic.

10 Oct 2011 18:02:03
Heard rangers have a new song that's being approved by the snp

Dodge him, dodge him, we will dodge the tax man. Everywhere any where we will dodge him.

(how do ed?) tried posting it on the rangers page but wonder why it wasn't posted ? They can give it out, but can't take it back.. Shame really, bit like the tax eh spend spend spend & now it's time to give back :)

Come on you bhoys in green
Lenny

Here we go again you are so obsessed with this tax case once its over what the hell are you going to talk about as for cant take it back maybe its just YOU ARE A BORING B*****D and everyone is sick to the back teeth of your constant whining about the possibility of Rangers losing

Tony

Bite bite bite ....

Thanks Tony :) lol

Come on you bhoys in green
Lenny(dips the rod again & waits lol)

Sorry we are so boring tony. you could be doing something better with your time, like learning some manners because november is not that far way and it is going to get a lot more boring for you on here. lol

If its so boring p*** off back to your own page

10 Oct 2011 16:18:41
Dear Ed, just heard on news that the two thugs that murdered Reamonn Gormley have pleaded guilty, not going to comment except to say both b......s were out on bail.... words fail you sometime at our lawmakers. Neil T {Ed007's Note - The Scottish legal system is a shambles and a laughing stock through out the world.}

How can anyone disagree with sentiments of this post, some sad people out there

10 Oct 2011 14:46:00
But i aint rating him ?! i wasnt even the one bringing the subject up im only arguin the point made by both of you that he aint in superb form .... it simply aint true, u can say he is awful your entitled to ur opinion ... 2.5 years ago the majority of gers fans would have agreed with you. But u cannot take away the fact that currently his form has been excellent .... whether this last or not i cant say but i think im correct in stating for all the donkey he is proclaimed to be he is still arguably better in better form than any player pulling on the hoops at the moment (now this could be co the team are playing well in the SPL or players doing everything for him but facts are facts). the reality that no one has came up with a player says it all really?

Germinator {Ed007's Note - Where did I say anything about his form? I made an off the cuff comment about the use of the word rough. Here is the current goalscoring chart, hardly running amok is he?

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/scot_prem/top_scorers/default.stm}

Re:
well thats his last 6 games - 4 goals... on the back of an injury aswell but his last 12 SPL games have produced 11 goals only 3 games he hasnt scored in .... not including any assists. As I said you can argue his ability but not his form ....
I get the impression that you hold a personal grudge against the guy or at least thats how it sems. I still await a fellow tic fan come and prove Timmalloy ... he is in form wait for it ...... FACT (ull love that ed :oP)

All opinions aside all past aside right now the guy is in great form..... well see how long it lasts

Germinator {Ed007's Note - So any player I don't rate I must have a personal grudge against? I am not that petty, he does seem to have learnt his lesson and isn't as big a kn*b as he was but I have no personal grudge against him.}

No worries ed ... i never said u did just that was the impression you were giving off.

as they say form is temporary , clas is permanent.

Its up to Kyle to prove he can be the latter. will require a lot more rolling up the sleeves tho

Germiantor {Ed007's Note - Maybe he has turned the corner, but consistency has always been his problem.}

Too many young players fall into the bracket of Mr Lafferty (esp when playing in scotland), cant reproduce on a regular basis, like Ki of celtic for example, cracking wee player but not all the time. That said Kyle has been getting better from end of last season onwards and is looking like bringing consistency to his game. But he has had spells like this before and gone off the boil again. I think his form relates to his stupid haircuts.... the worse the do the worse he plays, the more normal the do the better he plays! maybe theres a link between hair and laffertys consistency lol

Evinguu

10 Oct 2011 13:45:45
Germinator {Ed007's Note - I've been through all this before, I never have and never will rate Kylie.}

right Ed you have always made it clear that you are not big Kyles No1 fan but you have said that you never have and (never will rate him) the boy is 23 years old full international what if he goes on to be the SPL top Scorer for the Next Two seasons would you rate him then if the answer is no then it must be something personal you dont like about him.

Tony {Ed007's Note - No, I never rated Kris Boyd either as a player and where has he ended up? I doubt he will be here for the next two years but if he doesn't finish top scorer will you say he is a bad player? Naismith is by far a better player.}

Lafferty defenetley showed signs of being a good player but struggled to score but this season he looks much better he scores more goals and i think he will turn out to be a good player but the thing is Naismith is class runs from first to last minute and never stops Scotland to win 1 0 tommorow with Naismith scoring the winning goal

10 Oct 2011 09:54:30
its desmonds fault celtic cant beat a skint rangers team so leave nl alone

And all the millions Lennon has blown on duds. Thats hardly Desmond's fault is it.