Celtic Banter Archive May 10 2012

 

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10 May 2012 23:37:03
If a CVA is agreed, Ticketus still own the tickets for the next three seasons they bought from Rangers in the early months of Whyte's tenure.  They therefore cannot pursue Craig Whyte.  Get a CVA – get Ticketus' lawyers off your case.

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10 May 2012 22:03:10
we are too obliging by nature,f them,bye bye! bri67

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10 May 2012 21:52:08
regarding CVA this is posted by alex thompson

HMRC INS10171 document in relation to cva request {Ed007's Note - If you are trying to post a link mate, you are better dropping the http part of the address. Just start at the www part or the spam filters might block it.}

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10 May 2012 21:38:35
Rangers Fan posting in peace, Why would any decent celtic fan want to hold back money from your beloved club. Be your own man and think yourself fortunate that the people who have been running your club have allways done so with your best interests at heart. I for one would love to be in your position. oh and by the way before i get any vulgar patter to go to my own site, ask yorself this how many freinds ,work mates or relations support Rangers as most of my family and freinds support Celtic. Remember FANS will allways be the victims. {Ed007's Note - You won't get told to get back to your own site on here mate.}

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Agree with this post. I will renew. I do understand why people are saying the club must act with integrity for it to be a genuine sport but I think you hit the nail on the head. We have been fortunate to have a board which has run the club sensibly for the long term. It hasnt always been popular. People have expressed frustration at the lack of big spending but now it looks like they have been proved right. Furthermore we have the chance to reap the rewards in trophy terms as it will surely take a year or 2 for Rangers to be back to full strength. Why would you jeopardise that my withdrawding support and why would you miss the chance to be part of it.

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10 May 2012 20:28:46
right you this iz a warnin if you dont pit £1k in abroon envelpoe n await instrucshins ah wull kill yur cat n pit wood lice thru yur letturboaz which wull eat yur crutches n rendur thum useliss jist like wee timbo, n jedi,its up tae you mate remembur the cat?
a well wishur,
ps dont evun think a fonin strathy polis re the cat?
n dont evun let the cat fone eeeva rite?
re the cat?
in fakt dont let the cat oot yur site ur the dug gets it,
re the dug {Ed007's Note - Wooden crutches Pat? It's 2012 wee man, mine's are gold plated.}

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Fuch it plan b
ahl pit the castors bak oan wan agane like last time,re the cat
how did ye no ah wiz wee?

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Then ahl rust thum like yur ankuls!
bolt legs re the cat?
here huv ye evun goat ah cat? {Ed007's Note - No, I actually have a phobia about cats and penguins.}

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Ed..Penguins ? Do you come into contact with them a lot where you live ? lol Mrs E {Ed007's Note - They are a very intelligent and sneaky species. I have a trained one on the Man Utd site called Gan/Ngiak. Following a study by the Bulgarian zoologist Prof. Alid Loyas the BBC done a documentary on them, here is a short clip:

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No way, this cannot be real lol. Are they sneaky enough to fly. Mrs E {Ed007's Note - They only fly when nobody is watching them as far as I can find out. I woke up one day after a hard night's partying, my mind was still in a fragile state (I think my cola was spiked TBH) and someone had given me March of the Penguins a few days before it. I watched that and Moneypenny came home to find me hiding in the wardrobe hiding from penguins. I knew it was the drink (and what I had been spiked with) so from that day on I decided never to trust penguins again.}

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Ha...I believe you. I'm sure my drink has been spiked with an excessive amount of vodka at times and will bear in mind not to watch March of the Penguins the next day lol. Dear oh dear Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Just avoid penguins at all cost...I can't even look at the biscuits without breaking into a cold sweat and needing a cuddle from my mammy.}

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First we had dancing penguins,now flying ones.What's next,a biscuit named after them?

Jungle Bhoy.

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10 May 2012 17:06:46
the storm before the lull! bye bye rangers! bri67

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10 May 2012 16:54:40
ED007 are you going to the concert tonight? Just getting our gang fed and then heading out to Royal Concert Hall eight of us including my two wee nephews going, maybe give them Celtic tops to wear ha ha, everybody going tonight have a fabulous evening and bring plenty of hankies JCGE of Thai Tims LOL Timalloy {Ed007's Note - I am not Tim, nights out on crutches aren't my thing. A load of my family and friends are going though. Have a great time mate, and never mind the hankies, make sure you have your wallet :-)

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Do you know if they are filming the concert for future release Ed?More money for GCF if they did.I'm unable to make it aswell and would love to see the concert.Good videos of them at Lennoxtown on Youtube at the moment.

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - I'm sure it is being filmed JB.}

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Ed,how did the concert go?Have you heard?

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - It was a great night from what I have been told JB.}

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10 May 2012 16:38:58
here ed wit diz exasturbated mean cos it sounds like ekzageratin a wank,
its jist thit the wumin in the joab sentur says thats wit ae dae tae hur, hing oan here cums sarjint bilko wae a panda I on the uthur haun am afffffff

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10 May 2012 16:35:22
here ed am doon the strathy polis cos ah foned up exit cos ah wiz loaked in the hoose,
anybidy seen wee vera,am gonae dae a 3 fur hur wen ah get ma mits oan ur,

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10 May 2012 15:25:40
Another example of the Media's firm grasp on the situation at rangers.

Greame Souness a few hours ago dismisses claims that he is to head a consortium to buy Rangers and says he has no intention of going back to the club.

Its lies, lies and 2nd guesses (lies)

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10 May 2012 15:06:32
Strong rumour that Rangers were offered
a place in the English Conference but
that they refused on the grounds they
would need to do Woking away...

Joke copyright Hugh Mc Ewan...
posted by Timalloy

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A classic tim!............green jhedi

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Green Jhedi, I see you have upset another bear on their pages. You cannot offer them sympathy, they drag up things you allegedely said weeks ago, they seem to remember all the bad bits with their selective memories, forgetting the "banter" in "banter pages" hail hail Timalloy

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Bill ng noo he diz WOKing away,
why you no wisen cooky boay,timbo ur you aff ma heid?
ah need pluggin in tae the mains bit ah huvnae goat a leccy cerd?

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Here ur you 2???well ye no??
thats no naurul ed ,am gonae stert callin you 2 jon makay n rahman

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10 May 2012 14:17:13
I know it will never happen but how good would it be to get nestsa now he has left Milan? Still do a great job and add a wealth of experience! HH {Ed007's Note - He is/was a fantastic defender. He held talks with MSL club Real Salt Lake in January and still looks likely to go to an MLS team for now, although I think teams from other countries will get involved. He wasn't happy at the 4 million Euros contract Milan offered him.}

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Salt lake huv the mormins gon footie mad?
here ed ah tried tae droon masel there n ah wiz in the waatur fur 3 days,its no funny ed
ma tadjur wiz like a aunt chovie {Ed007's Note - Now that is a lie. You haven't been near water in three months never mind in it for three days ya clegging wee get.}

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10 May 2012 13:34:16
I see old Graeme Sourpuss has denied any involvement with any potential bidders for The Orcs. Who'd have though the 'emergency loo roll' would be telling porkies eh?

TerribleBeauty

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10 may 2012 13:08:51
i dont like to give them the time of day but ther rumours page is like reading my kids christmas list ,a lot of wishfull thinking but at the end of the day hes getting what hes giving,becouse im the boss in my house ,just for you bears on hear, does tickettus and the tax man come in this great escape yous plan get a grip your club does not belong to you any more and by the looks of it never will again, jodrok

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10 May 2012 10:46:34
So now we have too put up with the mighty souness comming back too lead the mighty rangers out off their dispair, when will these fans relies how much trouble they are in.

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10 May 2012 18:19:25
souness says its a load of rubbish and is not interested........

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18019164

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10 May 2012 09:19:20
Whitehouse: “Three of the four bidders are in the hands of lawyers. They are at a very advanced stage. But so are two of the others.
wtf this is actually a quote from duff n duffur,
isn,t it times like these that you wish you'd paid attention at skool?
mornin ed marty bhoy here hows you,hows the "jake " as wee pat would say?
have you seen um?
or are you having a good day lol {Ed007's Note - Hi Marty, the peg is just the same, still in a cast. Cheers for asking.}

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Yur legs stull in a cast,
whit rivur s**tty,
here you cood be wan ae wee shellsuit boabs legs,ur even ah staunin fur malcolm???? {Ed007's Note - I'll stookie you any time.}

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Am away yae get plasturd ya big basturd
see am posso ansur tae 50 cents 50 pence
talkin a witch werz ma munie fur makin yur leccy metur go bakwurds ya midden?

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10 May 2012 08:53:49
see the cheer leaders traynor and jackson go into overdrive today in the record...god loves a trier....col

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10 May 2012 03:38:07
Sounness and friends to go for a new/co witch will LIQIUDATE (rfc)ia could not have ended any better, may depend on Duff & Duffer who are over taking to uefa about the 3 year ban on new/co,s, they say by bring back the old co incubator stuff bla bla, may block the deal. HAIL HAIL, 10 in row anyone. sunday for the FLAG day. god bless ED.

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